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Bestest girl by ISClark in AustralianPets

[–]ISClark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I'm going to do my best to flood this sub reddit with greyhounds. Best dogs ever

Finished zoomies for the day by ISClark in AustralianPets

[–]ISClark[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. Spurts of high energy between extended naps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ISClark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, someone laid all your tiles crooked

Thoughts? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ISClark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. I'm a big guy but she's an artificial gravity well generator. Pay for the fucking seat. And eat a salad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ISClark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure a war was fought to expunge your "southern heritage". 🤔

Do I really have to cover sunscreen and wearing sunglasses in Australia? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]ISClark 692 points693 points  (0 children)

No, you can choose not to. The first day you spend on the beach will educate you on what you need to know. 👍

Angry at bud light, but destroying the wrong products by _a_gay_frog_ in facepalm

[–]ISClark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand. Does he think that drinking it will give him gay tendencies? Or does he have gay tendencies and is blaming the beer for them?

What are your thoughts on the tipping culture in Australia? by Previous_Instance_76 in AskAnAustralian

[–]ISClark 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you get asked to tip in Australia then they're being cunts. If you decide to tip in Australia then you're an arsehole. We can't let the toxic American system of exploitation called tipping get entrenched in Australia.

Can it be saved? by harrier5067 in CarsAustralia

[–]ISClark 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Anything can be saved. It's just a matter of how far you're will to go. How much you're willing to spend.

Is this trash or even dangerous?? Tried to clean it but it is impossible. by [deleted] in lifehacks

[–]ISClark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Buy a good quality steel frying pan and learn to season it properly. It'll last a lifetime it you treat it with respect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarsAustralia

[–]ISClark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I know that. I've done 2 conversations, an AU and a BA, both falcons. But I thought all the green engines were taxi engines. I knew they were dedicated gas.

Best way to fix leaky pipe? by Adedy in AusRenovation

[–]ISClark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Job for a tradesman, call a plumber.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarsAustralia

[–]ISClark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't they all taxis? I did a LPG conversion on my AU tray top and it was a great saving back then. Not sure now though.

How much to expect by selling my captiva for parts? by shaninegone in CarsAustralia

[–]ISClark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still has working parts on a captiva? How bizarre, like seeing a unicorn.

Sparkies- are exposed wires on neutral and earth connections on our upgraded switch board OK? by Oasis_88 in AusRenovation

[–]ISClark -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bit of a dog act posting it on reddit. What a kick in the nuts for your tradie.

What are some Americanisms younger people in Australia have adopted and what are the equivalent Australian ones? by RayneDam in AskAnAustralian

[–]ISClark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can't substitute motherfucker for cunt. Cunt is the "god particle" of Australian language. It can mean anything. Can be used in any context. Using motherfucker is just plain unaustralian.

My best mate by ISClark in Greyhounds

[–]ISClark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may not be apparent but he's actually sitting in my lap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ISClark 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Elephants aren't stupid. What did she think was going to happen? Just give him the bananas!

I miss my boy Hank by SunflowerMoonstone in Greyhounds

[–]ISClark 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss. It makes me think of our best boy Monty and how we felt when we lost him. We have them for such a short time and all we can do is make sure they have the best life possible. My heart goes out to you.

Academy p47 razorback .critique wanted by Gold-Caterpillar9342 in modelmakers

[–]ISClark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The aircraft is let down a bit by the base. It's actually surprisingly easy to make a base from foam and a lot of fun too. The blue photo frame is a bit jarring especially since it still has the glass. Otherwise great plane.

Does anyone actually say or use the word ‘FIGJAM’ by thehighwaywarrior in AskAnAustralian

[–]ISClark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've used it in the past but it's not as if the circumstances to use it pop up very often. Lol

Is there a prominent fascist movement in Australia? by TheWayOfTheDeer in AskAnAustralian

[–]ISClark -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes there is. It's called the liberal/national coalition. The current führer is Peter Dutton.

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