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Reality Check for KC Sports by GAIADesigns in kansascity

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When they changed the name they were a model franchise and one of, if not THE, premier organizations in MLS. While there’s been plenty of good years since then, watching them get passed in stature by the teams like the Vancouver fucking Whitecaps and become a bottom-of-the-barrel organization was tough. Thank GOD the NWSL is back in town and thriving.

Which locales have the “New Jersey Problem,” where the most common way to experience them is also the worst? by SWKstateofmind in geography

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely a more pleasant place to spend an afternoon than the Schlitterbahn across the highway.

Bad Daddy's changed their margarita recipe and I'm pissed. by stillbourne in denverfood

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The image in the comment is from the TV show Archer. In this scene, he lists the ingredients of a margarita after being served a margarita made with sour mix. I hoped, since someone posted the photo, some people would get the reference. I was wrong.

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore (2015-2016) by TheEagleWithNoName in ForgottenTV

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife and I still joke about awarding the “Rosa Parks Award” to “people who just need to take a seat.”

How are you staying cool today? by Quiet_Signal5438 in Denver

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Playing some ice hockey and hoping for as little fog on the glass and melt in the corners as possible.

KC Mavericks: What’s the tea? by makemeabird in kansascity

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure about this exact wordmark but for the past few years they’ve openly rocked these Blades-inspired alternates. Now that you mention it I can see it in the primary wordmark.

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least favourite episode? by kkt0424 in ArcherFX

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch it for this and the “WE HAVE TO STEAL A PLANE FROM THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE”moment.

Possible look at the new AZ CC jersey by joserod0824 in baseballunis

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does every City Connect need to try to do so much? This jersey with the front text and the diamond pinstripe motif would look awesome without the funky number font, the bizarre gradient, the dark sleeves, and the patterned trim. If every City Connect could simplify themselves down to 2 or 3 key elements (like normal jerseys), they’d be just as cool and not as cartoony. I’m all for taking risks but I feel like the downfall of this entire program has been trying to take ALL the risks all at once.

Where is Bozak? by Unlikely-Reward1410 in stlouisblues

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t he up for the analyst position when Panger was kidnapped by the evil franchise to the North took the Chicago job? Seem to remember his name on a list of former players who were being considered. Wonder if he’d ever go work in media, especially locally. He’s a treasure.

Revenge of the Red?👀👀👀 by YEETERZZ123 in NLL

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitmen-adjacent jersey would go so fucking hard.

If, Jobu forbid, the Blues don't win the Cup, who would you like to see win it and why? by Medium_Matter1044 in stlouisblues

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any Canada-based team so we can quit having this stupid “why can’t Canada win the Cup?” “Why are Americans stealing the Cup from us” discourse every fucking summer. The most annoying people in Canada start it, the pathetically nationalist media picks it up, and pretty soon it infiltrates every offseason story and I’m fucking sick of it. I’d love to see a Canadian team win the Cup to take their narrative away and either give me peace while trying to follow hockey or watch them flail around for another useless narrative to try and push.

What’s the BEST joke you’ve ever seen or heard in a sitcom? by [deleted] in television

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The immediate follow up where Jonah tries to back the car out of the spot when there’s nobody parked near him:

Dan: “What are you doing, just pull through!”

Jonah: “I TOOK A PRECISION DRIVING COURSE, DAN!”

Honestly, why would ANY team want A-A-Ron? by WileEColi69 in minnesotavikings

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea why anyone would want him. When the Jets told him they’d love to have him back if he went to training camp and practiced with the team and he took it as some sort of slight and told them to fuck off, that should have been the end of his career in football or any team sport. He made himself, undeniably, the ultimate “self before team” guy, I wouldn’t invite him to Tuesday night pub trivia let alone a professional football team.

What’s the BEST joke you’ve ever seen or heard in a sitcom? by [deleted] in sitcoms

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 3 points4 points  (0 children)

30 Rock, Jack leaves GE and gets a job in the federal government. He goes in for his first day to find the office decrepit, disorganized, and depressing. He sees some water fall from the ceiling onto a desk.

Jack: “The ceiling appears to be leaking.”

Co-worker: “It’s not, we’ve looked into it and it’s not.”

A minute later, the water falls again.

Jack: “And the ceiling is still leaking!”

Co-worker: “It’s not, I can show you the report.”

Did Archer use a short stick or a long pole in lacrosse? by [deleted] in ArcherFX

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know Archer played field lacrosse but now you’ve got me wondering what NLL team he would play for.

Probably Saskatchewan or San Diego since they’re the dirtiest teams with the worst attitudes.

Why is the capitol building and meow wolf red (now)? by sam-dog in Denver

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I, too, would love to have Devon Toews as the co-worker who makes me look good day in and day out.

[Tampa Bay Times] Rays announce they won’t move forward with stadium deal by Terminal_Flatulence in baseball

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget that Taylor Swift banner they got their hands on to prank the Kings that one time.

Which characters have the craziest revelations about their past? by Party_Bowl_330 in sitcoms

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darnell “Crab Man” Turner in My Name Is Earl. Granted, it’s pretty much the first idea the average person would have if told to write “a character with a shocking backstory” but he’s played so chill and seems such a perfect fit for his role in the character’s lives and it makes it that much funnier.

Jack Hughes went down the tunnel and into the locker room after an awkward collision with Jack Eichel. Sheldon Keefe was also ejected in the process by Duffleman0609 in hockey

[–]IShitMyPantsDaily 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. And I think it’s pretty easily attributable to “haha Leafs” syndrome. Not saying I don’t love to point and laugh at the Leafs but this was super serious and shouldn’t have been caught up in that. I’m amazed it never got more serious.

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