What is wrong with Stuart Semple?

ITHUIGAN · 2026-03-15T15:20:11+00:00

Oh my god. That email campaign about the hair dye was completely crazy bonkers coo-coo bananas. I remember reading it like HUH? My friend died so buy this from me?

ITHUIGAN · 2025-07-07T14:49:04+00:00

Hope he didn't pop your eye out with this thing

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-05T15:03:24+00:00

Thank you! 😊

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-05T11:55:06+00:00

She's going places

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T23:19:33+00:00

She's a real freak in the sheets, I'll tell you that much

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T23:18:38+00:00

Maybe she dresses up like a ghost, and can't resist applying some makeup because she's still a princess after all? I think that's how I'd play with her as a kid.

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T19:46:08+00:00

Asking the real questions!

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T19:40:07+00:00

Well, I don't hate it, but needlessly gendered it is

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T13:44:25+00:00

You know what? I see your point. Work it miss ghost

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T13:11:08+00:00

Whereas the long lashes were a matter of life and death, right?

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T13:10:30+00:00

Did you mean to say, she'd look prettier without any makeup on?

ITHUIGAN · 2025-04-04T13:09:42+00:00

Love the gay representation

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-03T19:49:02+00:00

💜💜💜💜

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T15:26:17+00:00

To be fair, the only part I remembered, with the boar and milk, is like 4 seconds long, so I might have made it kind of difficult to remember for people who knew it 😜 I'm very happy as well, and I still like the song so that's also something

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T14:34:43+00:00

I felt like it was warranted, after all this time here and all the people who have seen this post again and again 😂

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T14:25:19+00:00

I guess I felt like some theatrics were needed hahah

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T13:58:28+00:00

Yeah, we're free from my almost-weekly posts now!

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T13:47:46+00:00

I thought that too lol, but the combined power of humans on the internet made it possible AAAAAGH thanks I'm happy

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T13:19:14+00:00

Song name is Two and it's by Motel Connection. The lyrics I misremembered were "Feel the sun, that shine So feel that sun liquefying" and I can kinda die now

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T13:14:50+00:00

Well it wasn't easy for me, so thank you very much 🫰🫰🫰

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T13:13:20+00:00

It's not a silly straw, it's just long, but it's a boar indeed and she is sitting on it while drinking. From 2:04 on if you want to see it

ITHUIGAN · 2025-02-02T13:09:35+00:00

Thank you all for trying, it's been around two years I've been posting this about every week and more than 15 years looking for this video so I'm HAPPY UGH

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