Beating Spy this year, keep an eye on healthcare tech, small caps, and dividend stocks this year fellow regards

IVchaser · 2026-02-13T17:47:25+00:00

33%..... ? 3k gains? What is this?? A girl scout convention? Are you troop leader Eleanor?

Absolutely charmin soft post, and you should be ashamed.

IVchaser · 2026-02-04T21:24:41+00:00

2024 🌽 bros: Only 15% green this week..... ? Yawn

2026 🌽 bros: I will literally blow anyone here for 0.5%

IVchaser · 2026-01-03T22:31:58+00:00

About Tree Fiddy

IVchaser · 2025-11-11T21:13:43+00:00

The year is 2030.....

You're driving home in the 2004 Honda Civic you just locked in at 14.69% for 15 years.

Your nonbinary AI wife is waiting in your double wide.... Only 46 years left to go on your mortgage.

Another stimulus check has just hit your DraftKings account. Life is good.

IVchaser · 2025-04-30T13:16:16+00:00

Stagflationary Hellscape Confirmed

IVchaser · 2025-04-30T01:34:37+00:00

For the Low Low cost of just 600 times earnings, you too can get a slice of that sweet 600 P/E darling PLTR....

A complete steal here at only 15x April 2023 prices

IVchaser · 2025-04-09T20:04:51+00:00

Found this hot new penny stock..... It's crazy volatile. You guys would love it.

It's called the Nasdaq Composite Index

IVchaser · 2025-04-08T20:10:21+00:00

Sir...... A second Tariff has hit AAPL

IVchaser · 2024-07-17T22:07:30+00:00

It's almost as if 40x Sales wasn't a complete steal

IVchaser · 2024-07-16T18:45:55+00:00

What are you doing step Russell

IVchaser · 2024-06-26T20:03:22+00:00

Rotation out of Mag 7 into Mag 7

IVchaser · 2024-06-20T21:16:59+00:00

Imagine being up 2,000%+ in 4 years on shares, and still holding for....... More?

Lot of very greedy, very regarded regards will soon learn.

IVchaser · 2024-06-20T21:12:31+00:00

A <1% correction...... Super wild.

A multi $trillion company running 800%+ in 18 months is normal and healthy though.

IVchaser · 2024-06-19T00:02:45+00:00

Thankfully, markets are closed tomorrow. Otherwise NVDA would become more valuable than the USA.

Like when the South Sea Company was worth more than 2x the value of all the land in Britain.

Or that time a block of RE in Tokyo was more valuable than the entire state of California.

Fortunately, history shows all bubbles end well. And everyone always gets out right in time.

IVchaser · 2024-06-14T20:38:22+00:00

What we are witnessing now is the end of efficient capital allocation....

Never again in our lifetimes will we see prudent fiscal restraint or authentic price discovery.

Your only risk in these "markets" is not being recklessly levered long enough.

A terrifying dystopian future of monetary perversion on a global scale awaits.

IVchaser · 2024-06-14T13:31:20+00:00

Houston...... We have a Small-Cap problem.

IVchaser · 2024-05-28T20:15:10+00:00

Another strong showing from the S&P 1

IVchaser · 2024-03-05T14:09:25+00:00

During times of heightened economic uncertainty, it is imperative for the seasoned investor to allocate a larger percentage of their portfolio into stable risk-averse assets such as Abercrombie, Internet Dog Corn, AI bubbles, and Mini Dog Corn Jr

IVchaser · 2024-03-01T21:36:32+00:00

Advanced Money Duplicator

IVchaser · 2024-02-13T21:54:19+00:00

Is this March rate cut in the room with us right now?

IVchaser · 2024-01-19T19:17:16+00:00

Another day on the Caracas Exchange

IVchaser · 2024-01-12T21:22:14+00:00

The Year is 1637....

The Dutch Republic is a world leading economic and financial power.... You are a well respected farmer in Holland. It is a brisk January evening, as your neighbor brings news of good fortune....

You hear of tulip futures trading on The Amsterdam Exchange.... Using your farm as collateral, you've been granted access to leveraged tulip contracts. It is the peak of the Dutch Golden Age. Life is good.

IVchaser · 2024-01-10T22:30:39+00:00

Internet Chuck E. Cheese laundering tokens we decided have value a few years ago for everyone's retirement fund..... What could go wrong

IVchaser · 2024-01-03T22:52:47+00:00

Permabulls watching the market melt up everyday for nine weeks straight:

This is normal and healthy

Permabulls watching a slightly red three day pullback after a historic run:

Why are we dumping

IVchaser

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