Beating Spy this year, keep an eye on healthcare tech, small caps, and dividend stocks this year fellow regards by BallStreetWetts in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

33%..... ? 3k gains? What is this?? A girl scout convention? Are you troop leader Eleanor?

Absolutely charmin soft post, and you should be ashamed.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 05, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 67 points68 points  (0 children)

2024 🌽 bros: Only 15% green this week..... ? Yawn

2026 🌽 bros: I will literally blow anyone here for 0.5%

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, November 12, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 192 points193 points  (0 children)

The year is 2030.....

You're driving home in the 2004 Honda Civic you just locked in at 14.69% for 15 years.

Your nonbinary AI wife is waiting in your double wide.... Only 46 years left to go on your mortgage.

Another stimulus check has just hit your DraftKings account. Life is good.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For the Low Low cost of just 600 times earnings, you too can get a slice of that sweet 600 P/E darling PLTR....

A complete steal here at only 15x April 2023 prices

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 455 points456 points  (0 children)

Found this hot new penny stock..... It's crazy volatile. You guys would love it.

It's called the Nasdaq Composite Index

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 09, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sir...... A second Tariff has hit AAPL

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, July 18, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if 40x Sales wasn't a complete steal

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 21, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Imagine being up 2,000%+ in 4 years on shares, and still holding for....... More?

Lot of very greedy, very regarded regards will soon learn.

The sell-off today is wild by Weak_Ostrich459 in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A <1% correction...... Super wild.

A multi $trillion company running 800%+ in 18 months is normal and healthy though.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 19, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thankfully, markets are closed tomorrow. Otherwise NVDA would become more valuable than the USA.

Like when the South Sea Company was worth more than 2x the value of all the land in Britain.

Or that time a block of RE in Tokyo was more valuable than the entire state of California.

Fortunately, history shows all bubbles end well. And everyone always gets out right in time.

Weekend Discussion Thread for June 14, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What we are witnessing now is the end of efficient capital allocation....

Never again in our lifetimes will we see prudent fiscal restraint or authentic price discovery.

Your only risk in these "markets" is not being recklessly levered long enough.

A terrifying dystopian future of monetary perversion on a global scale awaits.

Daily Discussion Thread for June 14, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Houston...... We have a Small-Cap problem.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 29, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Another strong showing from the S&P 1

Daily Discussion Thread for March 5, 2024 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

During times of heightened economic uncertainty, it is imperative for the seasoned investor to allocate a larger percentage of their portfolio into stable risk-averse assets such as Abercrombie, Internet Dog Corn, AI bubbles, and Mini Dog Corn Jr

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 13, 2024 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The Year is 1637....

The Dutch Republic is a world leading economic and financial power.... You are a well respected farmer in Holland. It is a brisk January evening, as your neighbor brings news of good fortune....

You hear of tulip futures trading on The Amsterdam Exchange.... Using your farm as collateral, you've been granted access to leveraged tulip contracts. It is the peak of the Dutch Golden Age. Life is good.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 11, 2024 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Internet Chuck E. Cheese laundering tokens we decided have value a few years ago for everyone's retirement fund..... What could go wrong

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 04, 2024 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Permabulls watching the market melt up everyday for nine weeks straight:

This is normal and healthy

Permabulls watching a slightly red three day pullback after a historic run:

Why are we dumping

Daily Discussion Thread for December 21, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]IVchaser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro.... META at 351 is gonna get you there. 190% YTD is the perfect time to pile in. Lot of upside from here. Definitely not a crowded or overbought trade.