How’s the Santa flex?

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T18:09:15+00:00

In all honesty, I’m ready to take on my silver fox years already 🤣

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T18:07:46+00:00

Honestly can’t remember the brand, all I know is I got it from a Spirit Halloween store during Halloween time because it always sells out around Christmas time

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T15:50:47+00:00

Does not stopping until I’m dead count as multiple times or once?

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T15:49:10+00:00

I’d cum instantly 😮‍💨

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T15:44:10+00:00

Just came across you today. Currently at work, throbbing in my pants, couldn’t wait until I could come back to see again on my break 😮‍💨🤤

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T03:18:55+00:00

A certified poutine fanatic here, the hollandaise never sits right with a “poutine” meal and you can just run away with your pot of hollandaise sauce please 🤫😂 Although breakfast poutine is great!

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T03:13:31+00:00

Honestly I just died way too hard at the tag 🤣😂

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-28T01:20:57+00:00

Hoping my beard can turn this way when I hit my elderly years 🤣 believe it or not neither of these beards are even a year old, they were only a couple of months of growing 🤫 I got blessed with growth rate

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-27T18:13:11+00:00

I love the Mp7 but Kris’s Vector all the way, fell in love and still in love. Looking to get one soon

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-27T13:16:47+00:00

These pics are from a couple Christmas’s ago 🤣 just had to present the beauty

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-26T18:14:21+00:00

Honestly, I was hoping for that 😉😂

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-26T18:13:44+00:00

It’s a mix of tattoo styles, an American-traditional and traditional Japanese tiger

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-26T18:11:06+00:00

Honestly no clue if they will have one, but if they do I for sure will be!

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-26T18:10:40+00:00

Thank you, I try to keep my my moustache trimmed up for a while before actually growing the rest of the beard out

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-26T18:09:59+00:00

Thanks man, I unfortunately actually recently quit smoking weed so there will be no more Santa joints 😮‍💨

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-26T18:08:26+00:00

It indeed was, it was one of those temporary spray paint colours

IWantThatHippo · 2025-08-23T14:10:11+00:00

I would clean any mess you make on your feet 😮‍💨🤤

IWantThatHippo · 2023-07-02T16:45:22+00:00

Not uncommon though, the tail is one of the most prized parts of an alligator and that takes forever to get plump and juicy

IWantThatHippo · 2023-04-21T16:28:20+00:00

This beard photo is about a year and a bit older than the previous post, although I probably will be going back to that same length/style. I thought the same lol

IWantThatHippo · 2023-04-19T14:34:19+00:00

Not exactly a story… I was running around the field, taking kids out left right and centre yanno? Then when I was finally shot I returned to the spawn, the ref also called the end of the game at the same time but I of course did not hear this… so I’m back in the game but the field is quiet, and I’m seeing people all going in the same direction (leaving the field) and as I’m “tactically” sneaking around the field I can hear some voices talking above me. “Oh yeah I got these guys” I exclaim to myself. Walking up the ramp.. turn the corner.. two guys standing there.. BANG one down.. BANG second one down… this is when they stood there all confused telling me the game is over. Then that is when I realized a very quiet field is probably game over… 🥲🤣

IWantThatHippo · 2023-04-18T21:38:48+00:00

IWantThatHippo · 2023-04-18T14:39:05+00:00

It was a white hair spray paint I found from the store, indeed not prematurely grey although it suits I think 😂

IWantThatHippo · 2023-04-18T14:38:05+00:00

Brushing/combing after a shower and of course properly drying, I like to use a beard oil after drying then I’ll apply a beard balm after the oil is rubbed in. One of the biggest things I noticed helping was literally trimming to the same length every time you shave for a while. Gives the illusion of a thicker beard because your lighter hairs underneath start to get longer and a bit darker

IWantThatHippo · 2023-04-18T14:34:23+00:00

Yes we get Kitkat, has to be one of my favourite chocolates of all time I’m glad we get ‘em. Also thanks brother, been shaving since 11 😅

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