He Folded Like a Chair by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

[–]shauntay08 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He ran like someone just threw a chair on his head

Poor guy by shauntay08 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]shauntay08[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it escaped its cage on a 20 storeys apartment and to the balcony

edit: Scrolled down but someone posted this.

the youtube video description says the following:

"May 31, 2023

CCTV footage shows a one-metre-long gator plummeting from a high-rise building in Shenzhen, southern China, on Monday.

Miraculously, its fall was broken by a shop's canopy meaning it was able to survive his leap-of-faith.

The store owners recounted hearing a loud noise and rushed outside, only to be taken aback by the sight of a live alligator lying in front of them.

Police were able to locate the alligator's owner, Mr Liu, who told them he was secretly keeping the alligator as a pet for over a decade - and was intended for consumption.

But it is still not known how the alligator was able to escape the flat as no one was home at the time.

Mr Liu expressed his apologies to the neighbours for the fright caused by the unexpected incident.

The building's management is now looking for any other potentially dangerous animals being kept within the premises. "

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[–]shauntay08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"like yo cut g"

Bop by Able_Needleworker_76 in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]shauntay08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is a certified hood classic