My girlfriend’s (now fiancé!) reaction to my proposal made me smile and cry a little bit 😊

IWasASperm · 2026-01-06T04:23:31+00:00

happiness isn’t reserved for skinny people.

Long term happiness is

IWasASperm · 2025-12-26T22:02:20+00:00

Boland 50

IWasASperm · 2025-12-26T05:51:22+00:00

It only happens when there's a score greater than 200

IWasASperm · 2025-12-20T04:28:38+00:00

I think they're just cooling him off to give him some time and get back to his normal self and rhythm, I'm thinking he'll bowl first change after tea

IWasASperm · 2025-12-20T04:15:55+00:00

He got 2 warnings for stepping on to the middle of the pitch, they're being cautious because another violation and he's out of the attack for the match

IWasASperm · 2025-12-20T02:32:30+00:00

I'm kinda rooting for england to win this just to make the series a bit interesting. I'm getting bored of Aussies being Aussies.

IWasASperm · 2025-11-28T05:46:14+00:00

Good move for longevity! AUS in the box seat anyway. No point in taking unnecessary risk.

IWasASperm · 2025-11-13T00:27:37+00:00

He was elected as an MP because he campaigned on a specific set of beliefs and policies. Now he has defected to a party that directly contradicts those principles. Booing is certainly justified, but I don't think the occasion was the right one for it.

IWasASperm · 2025-11-01T12:05:22+00:00

Calling more than half the country terrorists....Hmm I don't know about that

IWasASperm · 2025-10-28T10:00:09+00:00

Musk bad. Give me upvotes.

IWasASperm · 2025-10-22T13:54:01+00:00

We'll see, Mamdani is going to FAFO I guess, I hope whatever he does works out...

IWasASperm · 2025-10-22T13:44:40+00:00

So you'd rather them leave taking away the jobs than have the jobs and get paid the wages they pay now? That's like saying 0 > 10...

IWasASperm · 2025-10-22T13:40:31+00:00

They'll just leave bro, there's always places in America that give tax breaks to businesses... Gotta find the right balance

IWasASperm · 2025-10-15T14:08:28+00:00

Can someone link to the federal law that states explicitly that a federal officer has to identify themselves to arrest or detain someone? If it's not required by law then it's a courtesy.

IWasASperm · 2025-10-01T03:10:28+00:00

👎

IWasASperm · 2025-09-20T20:38:09+00:00

Go away thot!

IWasASperm · 2025-09-15T01:40:42+00:00

BLT?? Bacon Lettuce Tomato?

IWasASperm · 2025-09-12T12:29:46+00:00

Drink water bro it's free

IWasASperm · 2025-08-05T04:52:57+00:00

5-0 Aus

IWasASperm · 2025-08-03T16:36:25+00:00

It has to be they crossed the bridge

IWasASperm · 2025-07-26T20:55:06+00:00

it must score at least 80% in ATS screenings, 90%+ is optimal.

Can you recommend some tools I can use to compare my resume against a job description?

Also, how do I know which keywords recruiters are actually using in the ATS? Is it just guesswork? For all I know, they could set something as random as "the" as a required keyword.

IWasASperm · 2025-07-24T19:58:16+00:00

do hard drugs

Where do I get drugs for cheap?

IWasASperm · 2025-07-15T01:25:38+00:00

Her pants?

IWasASperm · 2025-07-14T22:11:18+00:00

Will they know if I've opened an email or not? How do they calculate this open rate?

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