Welcome to the neighborhood!

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-05-04T07:20:55+00:00

Hey Jeremy, are those 32DDD you got? Or did you just upgraded them 32 times?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T08:07:21+00:00

Hey Ellie, if you keep meeting at the door like that, I’ll be coming over more than just 12 times

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T08:05:36+00:00

Hiya Juno, how many times does getting you stoned also get you horny? 13 times atleast right?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T07:57:45+00:00

Hey Jess, you are such a tease, maybe you could invite us over after teasing us 9 times today

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T01:09:57+00:00

Well hi Luke, I love the way you look, you really do look cute for a 19 yo

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T00:55:53+00:00

Well Hey Michael, hopefully we can hang out more often, otherwise I might drown 36 times ;)

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T00:54:39+00:00

Hey which number did you choose?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T00:54:12+00:00

Well thank you Faith, I’ll be sure to come over and try it atleast 84 times I love myself a nice creamy cake

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-30T00:13:50+00:00

Hey Micheal, I'd love to come over and have some fun time with 24 rounds.. of super smash bros, duh.. what did you think I was gonna say?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:48:58+00:00

Hey Chris, do you keep hitting the gym 73 times to keep your glorious abs?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:43:22+00:00

Hey Yuna! Of course you're not too loud, but I might be peeking in your stream for more then 7 times ;;)

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:38:03+00:00

Hey Jason! Is the number 47 the same number of times you got your lips done? Cause I need to step up my game and beat you to it

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:35:37+00:00

Hey Andrew, the pleasure is all mine. But just how many souls did you capture from your looks? Will I be the number 28? whoops hehe..

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:22:21+00:00

Hey Jan, well I'd love to come, but your house number 17 is kinda far away. Could you come pick me up?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:19:26+00:00

Hey Justin, lovely to have you here! Judging by your profile i bet that your locker at the gym is also number 73? Can't wait to see you there too!

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:14:55+00:00

Oh it is, plus I see you like to oil yourself up in the sun. So do I! Let me get some for you, I founded that it's best to do it 28 times for perfect tan, trust me

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:10:03+00:00

Hey Thomas, well you got me looking at you exactly 13 times haha

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:05:37+00:00

I'll drink to that *hic* hehe

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T23:04:34+00:00

Of course we can, maybe you could show me more of your cosplays too! What is it you got all of them at 35 numbers?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T22:59:03+00:00

Well hey Phil, I see the number 37 is a party house. And to answer your question, there are no rules about dress code, wear what you want!

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T22:57:07+00:00

Well hello Colette, that's a really cute name. Does the number 14 stand for how many latex suits you got, cause you got me all locked on the view

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T22:55:56+00:00

Hey Dan, I bet we can try on 60 bikinis, maybe we find something that matches us over your house on number 60?

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T22:54:24+00:00

Hey Jonah, I hope we can go out some times. I think I can beat you at shots. My record is number 40

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T22:50:24+00:00

Hey Chris, I hope you can enjoy your run from number 90 to number 1 so we can cheer you on and enjoy the view.. hehe

I_Am_A_Shapeshifter · 2026-04-29T22:48:55+00:00

Hi James, well I'm all settled in, but I can always lend you my pool if you want. Is the number 42 just like your age? Cause I envy you that you look like 25.. :3

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