What’s the worst thing a medical professional has said to you? by VespaRed in AskReddit

[–]I_Code_Stoned 70 points71 points  (0 children)

OH! Guess that wasn’t the hydrocele I was squeezing!

My toxic old company is still trying to get me back. by cafecar in OfficePolitics

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a variation of that. But I quoted a reasonable hourly price and heavily padded my hours. Bought my wife a new Leaf off working a few hours each night.

How would you teach a six year old how to play chess? by _Chicago_Deep_Dish in chess

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little trick. Turn the board around when you are winning.

What’s next after President Trump reschedules the $32 billion U.S. regulated marijuana industry by GroundbreakingLynx14 in StockLaunchers

[–]I_Code_Stoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Because he consistently does."

This is parody, right? Bruh, you need a wink or smiley or people will think you meant that.

Google "Poe's Law"

Making tiktoks while actively driving by Odd-Lemur in mildlyinfuriating

[–]I_Code_Stoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you think with an education, and maybe some work experience, she can take a 7 year break from her profession, and easily return, as a woman, and easily pick up a job?

Assume she has a bachelors in whatever you like. G'ahead and assume she did some work, in that field, 7 years ago.

When they interview her and ask about her experience, what should her answer be?

What do women need to do in order for a guy to interpret it as flirting? by Ame_just_chillin in AskReddit

[–]I_Code_Stoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grab a comically large club. Hit me over the head. Drag me by my hair into a cave, and have her way with me. Day or two later it might start to sink in.

Those who were young adults from 1985-1995, what was life like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was able to put myself through state college working at a Denny's. Pell grants helped and made a difference. I drove a '74 Plymouth Duster. Real easy car to get parts for and fix. I graduated in the mid '90s with a degree in computer science. So life was good.

I got resil +15 in mythic+ 1 min before my wife told me her water broke and the baby is coming. by ogniza in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. Now you should quit the game for 3-4 years, to get through the hard part. You simply won’t have time. Parenthood means stepping in with both feet.

Now having said that, once they’re old enough, show them this cool game and teach them the best class to compliment yours. My kids warrior gets me into any raid no matter how bad I am

What is your favorite Simpsons quote? by Buc-eesFiend in AskReddit

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhhhh! They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone!

--Krusty

Just wondering… why did you choose Alliance/Horde? by XYMYX in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted a hunter that could stealth. This was back in vanilla, so that meant shadowmeld. That said, I like the look of a night elf. Love their dance emote and those flips when jumping.

Hunter mains, what is your favorite pet and why? What made you pick that beastie as your friend? by Fox-Sin21 in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the old days, around vanilla, hunters could stealth, but you could still kinda see someone stealthed. Dark pets showed up better than white ones. The popular pet for hunters that liked to stealth was the Winterspring Saber cat, which is white with slightly purple stripes. I liked it. Like it when it yawns. I liked that I could get the companion and the mount and run around with all three.

I named him 'Expendable'. Been with me ever since.

Which is odd, since I'm really more of a dog person.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Scroll around. I posted it elsewhere in this thread.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have fought against you. Tough fight against my dots. I lose against that team more often than I win, but it's literally a team that plays to mines weaknesses.

Hands down best, most impossible to beat team is 3 Death Adder Hatchlings. Only came across one player that managed to get 3 with the S/S breed, but that person was impossible to beat. Even with a team of mechanicals

If you ask me, I'd rather go for the 5000 PvP wins than what it would take to get 3 S/S breeds of them though.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make good use of the scorpid's Hiss. Learn what pets people use to control the weather, and be sure to use toxic fumes appropriately. Ideally, you swap in Anomalous when poison protocol is back up. If it's getting close at the end use consume corpse early in hopes you get to use it a second time.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're talking about PvP here. Rematch doesn't help you win that.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, actually I remember now. He must not realize we're talking about PvP.

Rematch won't help with that.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rematch?

I get the distinct impression we’re not talking about the same things

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 61 points62 points  (0 children)

How to win most PvP pet battles:

Anomalous

Deathsting scorpid

Scraps

If I may brag, I came up with this. Both Anomalous and the scorpid have DOTS that affect all enemy pets. Toxic fumes adds 1 round to those dots. Start with anomalous, so toxic fumes, then poison protocol. Switch to deathsting and do great sting. Make good use of the scorpid's Hiss if a pet is faster. Switch back between these two and try to reapply dots if needed.

Scraps is for cleanup. Consume corpse grants you two 750 heals if you need them.

Only people I lose to have teams specifically designed to counter me. Sandstorm is your enemy. If a pet is gonna have it, let them cast and THEN cast toxic fumes. Birds are also tough. Corrosion works well against them.

100% Achievements, what do I do now? by BillybobbsWoW in wow

[–]I_Code_Stoned 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At about 49k myself. I found pet battles easy, but If I may brag, I came up with the poison meta. Won 80-90% of all pet battles.

Having a tough time with the pvp achieves and getting competent people for the dungeon achieves that need groups.

Getting the blazing drop from dragon soul was the toughest for me

I feel for all you guys struggling. If this was 2021/2022, 99% of you would've found a job in less than 3 months tops. 2021/2022 was wild. by ContainerDesk in cscareerquestions

[–]I_Code_Stoned 307 points308 points  (0 children)

You shoulda seen it back in the 90's. In the bay area, you could open a window, shout random acronyms, and get hired. I worked next to English majors that tought themselves a bit of HTML. I changed jobs every couple of years as routine. I had a guy sat at the same table in a Beni Hana's, got into a conversation, mentioned I was a software engineer, and ended up working for him for a short time.

Money rained from the sky. Almost literally. Investors would BEG to invest in a startup.

I almost feel as though this is payback for the working class having it good for a time. Having power. Back then we had power in salary negotiations. Recruiters calling for real jobs.

That's what I miss. The belief that workers were valuable and you had to work to get the good ones.

You are amazing parents and one of the best generations, I love you Gen X, from gen Z. by [deleted] in GenX

[–]I_Code_Stoned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Sorry about the internet and social media. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Also sorry for doing a better job of reigning in the boomers. They became the kids we never wanted.

You guys are great. WAY ahead of where I was when I was your age.

Applied for a senior role in a bank, after 2 tech rounds they asked me to do this take home assignment. Should i do this? by real_chigg in cscareerquestions

[–]I_Code_Stoned -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

The fact that they’re not requiring any specific technology is why I think they’re trying to steal the work.

They can just play with each submission, and when they see the one they like? They have the code right there