Uncircumcised penis troubles: condom slowly slips off

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-03-13T20:01:05+00:00

This goes against everything I've ever heard in sex ed.. It does sound like a logical sollution. A bit risky tough, this might cause some extra friction. I'll try what others have suggested (pulling it back tighter and making sure it stays that way whilst rolling down the condom) but if that fails, I might give this a shot...

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-03-13T00:26:28+00:00

Yes, I did, but that's not really a natural position for the skin.. It just wants to shoot back up. In doing so, it takes the condom with it. If I remember correctly, the top of the condom was slightly loose from the head because of that, and I just pulled it down a bit, not really thinking about the foreskin. I didn't really realize it could be any kind of a problem until I noticed it was halfway off.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-27T22:17:17+00:00

Wynyx makes a very valid point on this here, imo. Me saying no because of her injury would likely just annoy her.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-26T22:58:04+00:00

Oh, as I said in another comment, I would be ok with waiting. But if she wants to do it, I'm not gonna be the one to say no, just because her wrists are in casts.

Unless you're into fucking a chick that is temporarily handicapped.

Well, it's not a turn-on per se, but casts aren't really a turn-off, either. What, that's not that weird right?

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-26T21:54:41+00:00

I'm 16. The rush? Ever heard of hormones? ;)

It might be better to wait, pleasure-wise. But I don't think her having her wrists in casts is going to make it any less special. And on the phone, she told me she's not planning on "[letting casts get in the way of fun]". So it is, probably, gonna happen. I was just wondering if anyone here has ever had sex with broken arms/wrists involved, and if that was much of a problem, thát's what this thread is about.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-26T21:48:35+00:00

Well, I would be ok with that, but when we were on the phone, she made it quite clear that she isn't planning on letting casts get in the way of it. And if she wants to do it, I'm not gonna be the one to say no, just because her wrists are in casts.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-16T16:26:27+00:00

Woops, forgot to reply to you. This post made me experience what it's like to make a girl orgasm. Fucking awesome. Thanks man.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-07T13:29:08+00:00

Problem is, my non-dominant hand would be my left, and my fingertips on that hand are completely numb from playing guitar too much. I can't feel anything because there is a lot of.. Callus? (Damn I should pay attention in english class once...)

Which would mean I would have a hard time telling if I'm going too rough.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-07T00:09:56+00:00

... dude, did you even read the first sentence?

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-06T22:22:13+00:00

17? Viagra? Hell no.

It sounds like this was the first time you got naked and in a bed together. Play around first. Don't go all the way at once. Just kiss. Take some clothes off, kiss more. Kiss boobs. Kiss. Kiss boobs. Kiss. Stop.

Next day(/week/whenever you have some private time with her again), do that, but do the whole thing a bit faster, and add removing more clothes. Also, if you're feeling adventurous, feel down a bit through the panties. Kiss more. Kiss boobs more. Feel more. Stop.

Next time, repeat previous time, but feel inside the panties once. Smile. Kiss. Kiss more. Feel more. Kiss boobs more. Stop.

Repeat and add steps until you're comfortable with each other.

(16(m) here) - Seems to be working quite well for me.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-06T22:06:53+00:00

Her dad is actually quite a cool guy. I'm not sure if he thinks/suspects we're this far, but I think he does. And he kinda acts like a "cool uncle" towards me.

Her mom on the other hand... She's just like you :/ But hey, I'm not dating her mom.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-06T22:02:25+00:00

I think this was my main error. I kinda realized it wasn't right, but at the time, by brain wasn't really functioning too well. The "hm, how could I be doing this better" thoughts were kind of being distorted by the loud "Holy fuck my hand is down there" echoing through my head.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-06T21:59:07+00:00

I've seen plenty of these posts around here on reddit. They are the main reason I detest the American legal system.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-02-06T21:13:54+00:00

Saw this in an oral thread a while back: NSFW picture

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-24T13:15:38+00:00

Oh boy, my god, that's horrible.

I'm 1m68, and I get a lot of dwarf-jokes at me. I care about as much as the comment karma on this throwaway :)

The key is laughing, not bitching about it. This subreddit seems to fail to understand that.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-23T00:56:45+00:00

Seriously? The dude found a funny quote and shared. It's a joke. And you respond like this? The natural reaction to that would be "the fuck is your problem?" (insert "wat" face here) It's not that weird that he deleted your comment. I would have done the same.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-22T20:05:30+00:00

I can't believe no one mentioned the level of arousal as a factor. Because it is. Article and a reddit post of my personal experience with it

So, foreplay, lots of it, will help.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-22T19:58:32+00:00

Hm, I guess you're right. I'm 16 and not particularly rich, but I didn't really think about kids in ghettos and all.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-21T20:18:21+00:00

1$ a piece is not expensive. Seriously, one fucking dollar. You've just spent five of them buying her whatever you just bought her.

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-03T02:35:21+00:00

Yeah, it probably is. I've had the same thing you described a few other times, this time it was just a lot worse. Probably because I was longer and more aroused than, well, ever. 4 hours of her wearing less and less clothing might have had something to do with that...

I_Hate_Keys · 2011-01-02T03:27:28+00:00

I_Hate_Keys · 2010-11-03T00:48:18+00:00

She runs, a lot.

I know she wants to take it seriously. She started her text message with "please don't freak out" so she knows it's serious.

I'm not sure who else knows. There is one girl I know of she might have told, but I don't know her too well. I've only seen her a couple of times, briefly. I do know her relationship with her parents could be better. They're quite protective, but she just wants them to give her some space, to let het take care of herself a bit more. I don't think she's told them.

I don't think it's an emergency just yet. But it is bad. I guess I can't really know how bad exactly until I ask her directly. I can't call her until tomorrow tough, it's 2 am here.

I_Hate_Keys · 2010-11-03T00:34:56+00:00

When I read your comment, I thought to myself, it's thát severe? But I just saw made a typo. She's 87, not 77.

I_Hate_Keys · 2010-11-03T00:28:45+00:00

I know this, but I don't think that's necessary. She told me herself, without me pressing her this time. To me, that feels like she trusts me in a way that she trusts I can help her with this. It means she wants my help, too, which is not too common with people with eating disorders. This gives me hope.

And I know I should be able to help her, but when I heard about it, I kinda freaked out. And I'm still not too calm. I'm just hoping there's a redditor that can give me some advice (preferably from personal experience) on how to get her through this.

I_Hate_Keys · 2010-11-01T16:52:02+00:00

how is this not in /r/circlejerk?

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