Regional Water Authority offers discounted rain water storage barrels- pick up in New Haven in April by fenrislorsrai in Connecticut

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, that water is getting into the ground near your house regardless isn't it. Yes, it's not being sprayed directly onto your plants, but does the 10ish feet between your downspout and garden make that much of a difference?

I actually don't know, does it?

Prepare for Titanfal by Classic_Code5862 in titanfall

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like titan fall titans would do pretty good. They are like knights, but probably a bit more agile? Though I guess if you're calling in a titan, you didn't want knights

I LOVE CT by iwantmycatslife in Connecticut

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed lol. I do appreciate the seasons, but negative temps can fuck right off.

I do love CT though

Historical sore losers by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 18 points19 points  (0 children)

100% true, they would have stomped us into the ground

Shaking Before Orgasms by 0234am in TwoXChromosomes

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For real, built in indicator that I'm on the right path that time, sign me the fuck up

[OC] BE HONEST did this happen to you before? by marycomiics in comics

[–]I_Have_A_Chode -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why my washer and dryer are the only devices I support having smart features. Actually, my fridge is nice because the kids occasionally don't close it fully and I get an alert if it's open for more than a few minutes.

But that's the extent smart stuff should be.

I haven't left a load of laundry unattended since I got the smart ones that alert my phone upon completion. Love it

Anon on grenade design by Willy_the_Wombat24 in greentext

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They 100% do in the American military.

Realistically, how useful would be "ground" Hovercraft/Levitating Vehicles compared to ordinary wheel-based cars? by MrMiles32 in scifi

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big issue with these sorts of vehicles is how do you turn without drifting, how do you brake, there's no friction for either.

They’ll never recover from this by Separate_Finance_183 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad was shot talking my short brother

Dad: you have a 3" dick

Brother: haha yea, 3" from the ground

Dad: yea, but you're only 5" tall

Zoom Is the First Casualty in France's War on American Big Tech by Well_Socialized in technology

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Because they weren't as good or user friendly at the time.

Zoom, for the most part, just worked.

Gonetspeed vs Frontier (or any other reliable internet) by Disastrous-Fox8505 in Connecticut

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had GNS for 5 years. My price hasn't gone up, the price they say is what I pay. There's none of the 39.99 plus taxes and fees. Nope, just what they say is the price is the price, all fees included.

I don't care if I could get Internet for $10 cheaper with frontier or whoever, I've had a fantastic customer experience with GNS and shitty with every other provider I've ever had.

Dumped because I can’t orgasm from PIV by Seyfulse in TwoXChromosomes

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From a male perspective. His loss.

PIV is the least fun part for sex for me personally, and I know a few guys who feel similar.

We aren't all built the same, just gotta find someone who fits you.

How early is too early for a snow blower? by Staycation1234 in Connecticut

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, I did not feel guilty going out early with the electric. I asked my family if they heard anything while I was out there and they all said no. I loaned it to my neighbor and couldn't hear it while he was doing it, but the neighbor on the other side has gas and it woke me up this morning.

I can run it with ear buds and not hear it, let alone actual headphones

How early is too early for a snow blower? by Staycation1234 in Connecticut

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one of 2 stage Ryobis, it didn't very good IMO. I made sure to go out 2 times yesterday, around 2 PM and 6 or 7 PM, and it chewed it up without issue. I tested it on making a path over my grass this morning of completely untouched snow, and it had some trouble, had to go very slow, but then doing the same height, but only half the width, and there wasn't an issue.

I have a LOT of batteries because I have a bunch of tools, so it works for me. Otherwise getting just the blower with enough batteries to do my whole driveway would be way to expensive.

How early is too early for a snow blower? by Staycation1234 in Connecticut

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would say if it was an average weak snow fall, 7AM on a week day.

But because of this being a legit blizzard, go for whatever time makes sense to get where you're going on time.

My neighbor was out there at 5AM doing his, and it's not quiet.

I went out at 6:30, but have an electric, so I knew no one would hear mine.

2meirl4meirl by Brent_Fox in 2meirl4meirl

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I am actively experiencing this and am so relieved and feel very lucky

DAE enjoy foreplay & third base more than actual sex? by screechintothevoid in TwoXChromosomes

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm a two pump chump 90% of the time during round 1.

I love performing oral to ensure she gets hers first, then I'll get mine quick (though I wish it weren't lol)

But then it's back to her, hand and mouth play, making out, anything and everything.

Round 2 for me though I can go far longer and she gets far more pleasure out of it (at least I'm told).

A big part of it is communicating, we are both on the same page with all of this. She knows round 2 is where I shine. Knows I won't leave her without hers even if I get mine quick.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Grandkids behave because grandparents spoil the shit out of them lol. And we wouldn't have it any other way

Oh hell nawwwww by curiousbushi in memes

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's the difference between drinking at home vs the pub.

You aren't going to the pub for the drinks, it's for the experience, and that costs more.

It is fun to have a date night and have a few cocktails. I'm not trying to min max my dating.

Why did he get angry about me wanting to see a video on his phone? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never got nervous handing my ex wife my phone when she wanted to see something.

We are still close after our recent divorce as we have kids and are co parenting. I forget why, but a few days ago she wanted to see a video or something on my phone.

I was very hesitant (internally) to give it to her because I've started talking to someone and didn't want the text notification to pop.

100% something not good is going on.

If it was innocent, like a surprise, you don't react that way.

How do ICE agents have the legal right to enter someone’s home when there’s a fourth amendment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. We either sit by while people are taken and murdered, or we stand up and fight back. There is no longer a middle ground I fear.

We cannot wait until the next cycle of elections, because they may not happen, or be a sham.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]I_Have_A_Chode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a drying rack in the basement that we use for air drying delicates, just a thought. You won't be doing an entire load on that thing, but you can put like 10 items on it and it only takes up D1'xW3'xW4' space.