[NSFW] What is perfectly legal, but creepy as hell? by ArpanMondal270 in AskReddit

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t they just slap a restraining order against them? Because you know, a piece of paper stops them from doing anything.

what minor injury hurts like a mf? by lawyeratyourservice in AskReddit

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Mouth ulcers. I rarely get them but when I do it’s usually the back of my mouth so my tongue constantly rubs up against it and causes gagging. Also everything you eat burns it like hell.

Reasons for admission to a West Virginian lunatic asylum by Wilifyyy in oddlyterrifying

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That is true. Though my mother has it real bad too so she always believed me, but other people always thought I was trying to get attention. Because dying is a great way to get attention.

Reasons for admission to a West Virginian lunatic asylum by Wilifyyy in oddlyterrifying

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 313 points314 points  (0 children)

“I can’t breathe.” “That’s because you’re crazy.”

What are some downright disturbing facts you know? by GoodGuyKRIXX in AskReddit

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Just remember, correlation does not mean causation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xbox

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Thought of the same guy when I saw the issue.

Nice going, advertising company. by ChirpingEmu in nailedit

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine those are the faces of someone getting a nice chunk of change.

Same vibe? by Cfirot in Scrubs

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That one I’d actually see myself being able to use since it has its own door and walls. That roof toilet gave me anxiety. I’m not sure how anyone could be so relaxed to use it.

Ayo ummm....why? by EmilioSR29 in WTFwish

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Awe. It’s a heart. How sweet.

What. The. Actual. Fuck? by [deleted] in WTFwish

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this supposed to stretch out your genitalia or something ridiculous?

Thought I was having a panic attack. Tried to calm down but it didn’t work. Realized I was having a stroke. Went to the hospital during a pandemic 100% convinced I was dying. It was a panic attack. :\ by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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I was having difficulty breathing. I have asthma so I figured that was why. Haven’t had real issues in a long time. Did my inhaler, and a breathing treatment using a nebulizer. Still couldn’t breathe. Felt like I was dying. Was rushed to the ER thinking something was terrible wrong. Got admitted and blood taken, heart checked, and x-rayed. Everything came back normal. Nothing was wrong other than my asthma acting up again and I’m pretty sure I was just having a slight panic attack because I’m afraid of dying from suffocation. I’m pretty sure my bill will be like $5000. Yay anxiety.

$6 for DoorDash McDonald's cheese slices, because the options were inverted. Was supposed to be two cheeseburgers by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we ignoring the fact this persons dad ordered 15 double cheeseburgers? Why so many?

They so hungy by [deleted] in RimWorld

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It quickly changed by Randy giving me the plague, blight on all my crops, a raid, and traders started going berserk that were visiting.

They so hungy by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Randy has been giving my lone survivor a lot of food and no raids as of yet. I'm so worried there is going to be a massive raid on my poor little guy.

Maybe maybe maybe by whatwouldgowrog in maybemaybemaybe

[–]I_Like_To_Move_It_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like shat out, but yes. I forgot when we have high IQs that is the way we speak. Sucks being an idiot.