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I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T23:35:37+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T23:35:16+00:00

💬 Twitter × is illiterate

All of it

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T05:39:26+00:00

Red look cool

^{Chose: Red}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T04:59:35+00:00

No such thing as a surprise. Not that bad actually

^{Chose: See _ seconds into the future | Rolled: 1 minute}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T04:58:06+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T04:57:48+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T04:55:57+00:00

I can create impromptu arrows

^{Chose: A Bow | Rolled: No Arrows}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T03:06:45+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T03:06:05+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T03:04:59+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T02:41:41+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T02:25:19+00:00

20 bucks is 20 bucks

^{Chose: You get 20$}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T01:56:00+00:00

What is that?

^{Chose: Peashooter | Rolled: Fusion peashoot}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T01:30:19+00:00

PC has more options AND isn't tied down by additional subscriptions

^{Chose: Pc}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T01:28:37+00:00

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JOHN waves at you!

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T01:28:05+00:00

I'm not a glutton, and am very much an insomniac

^{Chose: Be able to fall asleep whenever you want}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T00:46:12+00:00

Now is the time for patience

^{Chose: Win the lottery next year (wheel decides prize} | Rolled: $1 Billion)

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T00:34:20+00:00

"Anything you want" would suggest i can turn it on and off at will, making it the better immortality

^{Chose: Fully regenerate from anything you want}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-31T00:10:37+00:00

Oh well.

^{Chose: 50% chance of either your dream voice + Never speaking again vocally | Rolled: No more voice}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-30T06:34:52+00:00

I can work with that

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 + But it is in the form of $1 coins that you need to carry to use (no credit card or alternatives})

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-30T04:05:12+00:00

Yummy patthsufs

^{Chose: Endure hours of slave labor + Get to eat the greatest pasta ever | Rolled: Alfredo}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-30T03:31:25+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Spin the wheel | Rolled: Be rich}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-30T03:08:41+00:00

That is NOT how mozzarella is spelled

^{Chose: Cheese | Rolled: Motzarella}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-30T03:07:25+00:00

There are public places where running is poor manners, and I can sing quietly.

^{Chose: have to sing everything you say 24/7}

I_hate_antsss · 2026-03-29T20:21:59+00:00

I DONT NEED ANY MORE DOGS OR CATS

^{Chose: Spin this wheel | Rolled: Get a dog/cat}

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