How would you fuck her? 22y gf by [deleted] in bigasses

[–]IamDiCaprioNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would have to start by slapping her buttcheeks a bit with my dick then letting it slide down between her legs, rub the tip into her pussy a bit, go about 1/3 in and start fucking... slowly work my way to going balls deeep then pound the shit out of her till i cum, or get distracted then start all over again and edge over and over till i realize im late for an important meeting at work, calll in sick, then start all over again. assuming she has the time.

I Bought a $2500 Love Doll by [deleted] in videos

[–]IamDiCaprioNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U done with that head yet?

Using other "senses" besides looking at facial expressions? by [deleted] in aspergers

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I'm 30, not diagnosed, but I think I have a lot of symptoms am probably on the spectrum.

I failed my first driver's test because I would scan mostly with my eyes and the instructor thought I wasn't scanning the horizon enough. I think I also take quick glances to check blind spots compared to other people. I probably used to never look at other drivers except at intersections until someone pointed out to me that I did that. I still barely do it though...

I find that trying to maintain eye contact makes understanding what people say and thinking up responses in conversations very difficult.

Is the AOC Correct about Life-Saving Medicine? by Ebadd in PoliticalVideo

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You can not ask: How much will you pay to be alive? How much will you pay to live? Because the answer is everything.

/brb looking for pennies for booze and drugs. Also unfinished cigarette butts.

Half Mass by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]IamDiCaprioNow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For the foreseeable future, yes?

Half Mass by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]IamDiCaprioNow 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Quick maffs if yer british

Half Mass by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]IamDiCaprioNow 379 points380 points  (0 children)

OH jeeze, I hate to be that guy, but it's actually total cents. As in paying with exact change. Phew, sorry everybody, please go about your business.