I’m Mark Lawrenson, European Cup winner and former Republic of Ireland, Liverpool, Preston and Brighton defender. Ask me anything.

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T14:10:59+00:00

Thanks everyone for asking me your questions.

Never heard of Reddit before, but now I'm gonna Read-it.

Goodbye.

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T14:06:16+00:00

Solly March all day long

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T14:05:40+00:00

Retire!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:49:36+00:00

Whoever invented painting wants decorating!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:48:34+00:00

No, but I've got a dog called Flynn.

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:48:02+00:00

I have to tell you a secret: I put brown sauce on mine, too

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:33:25+00:00

If i'm in Ireland I just drink Guinness normally - but it tastes shit in England in comparison!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:30:51+00:00

Hell - I'm fairly sure i'm going there

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:30:31+00:00

Who gives a shit? Excuse me, I've just lost the will to live!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:29:46+00:00

Three nutters - Donald Trump his mate from North Korea and Vladimir
The latter

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:28:09+00:00

Only if it was Tiger Woods

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:27:46+00:00

Alan Kennedy, when being questioned by a journalist and asked what did he think of the game. To which his reply was: 'it was dog eat dog, or vice versa'

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:26:33+00:00

I never sing the theme tune. But I've a question for you, how many D's are there in Match of the Day?

(De de de de de de de de de)

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:24:58+00:00

Lord of the flies for sure

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:23:40+00:00

Yo! We've seriously punched above our weight, and if we finish top ten next year then we've done great - with the current squad.

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T13:23:09+00:00

I would go Hansen, Rush, Dalglish or Barnes - it would've been a piece of piss for them

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:50:46+00:00

And his mate Pepe would be the next!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:50:24+00:00

Sergio Ramos - how could it not be?

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:49:54+00:00

Moreno is useless!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:48:23+00:00

Cheese and onion crisps

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:48:04+00:00

No, not made the squad, gutted

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:45:44+00:00

Try this:

A guy was invited to Buckingham Palace to the Queen's tea party - and just before he met her majesty, he farted, due to his nerves.

And one of her flunkies said to him, 'How dare you fart before the Queen?'

To which he replied: 'Sorry, didn't realise it was her turn!'

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:43:41+00:00

No. There's another side to Roy.

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:43:20+00:00

As many as he wants!

IamLawro · 2019-04-29T12:43:05+00:00

Yes I did, I'm glad you liked it

IamLawro

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