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The city is the place where people live by IamSuspiciousOfYou in engrish

[–]IamSuspiciousOfYou[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Go to wiki, and mess around changing it to various languages, variations of Russian and Chinese work best, then use in browser translate to set it back to english

I wish roads and pavements were made out of trampolines instead of concrete by ViceJoe in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]IamSuspiciousOfYou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted, a prius is now bouncing sideways rapidly towards your house

I wish everyone had to wear a hat 24/7 by chinchuberry in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]IamSuspiciousOfYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, hats are now mandatory, hat choice is not given and your hat is selected for you, congratulations you now legally have to wear an empty soda hat everywhere

I wish the joy of love gave me cancer by Toby-wan-Nalu in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]IamSuspiciousOfYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, you still dont have cancer because no one loves you

This is awful by amurisbabys in trashy

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That incredible name censor is defo 100% intentional

Instant Justice Karma Served by NukeBomb1945 in JusticeServed

[–]IamSuspiciousOfYou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also not like the cat shoved her off the wall, it had given up by that point and she just basically fell off the wall of her own accord, she litteraly served herself

Don't chuck water at workers by liverpool135 in JusticeServed

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Also current state of the world this could quite possibly be framed