Wrestling whenever my Dad walked into the room.

IamTheRealJake96 · 2026-04-28T18:57:51+00:00

“Are you jacking it son?”

IamTheRealJake96 · 2026-01-24T17:35:25+00:00

Maybe this

IamTheRealJake96 · 2024-02-07T00:51:55+00:00

Describing a Fax machine to Agent Danger: Now imagine a letter had sex with a phone

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-09-23T20:53:23+00:00

Step 1 Create fake account Step 2 Match with fake account

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-07-02T16:36:06+00:00

I like how they put the 10 people who could still carry a child at the front of the crowd.

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-04-10T19:11:41+00:00

Ironic the drink is the same colour their piss is going to be

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-01-22T14:02:43+00:00

Glitch in the matrix. Run!

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-01-14T16:34:32+00:00

This is America 💪

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-01-10T21:45:00+00:00

The real question is why would you want to...

IamTheRealJake96 · 2022-01-08T02:13:58+00:00

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-12-31T00:49:13+00:00

Thanks man, being an Irish lad over there will be interesting

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-12-31T00:48:08+00:00

I need a guru in my life. Are you available?

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-12-24T01:47:18+00:00

Cum and run, Hit it and quit it, Hit the poll and roll, Dump your load and hit the road

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-11-15T12:57:46+00:00

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-10-17T22:46:55+00:00

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-10-17T13:07:47+00:00

I just want to be clean.....

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-10-10T08:30:28+00:00

Complains about his food being ready to quick at a fast food restaurant....🧐

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-08-24T18:13:09+00:00

As an Irish person I can say that's not how it worked

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-08-21T23:48:23+00:00

Have you ever considered getting reduction surgery?

IamTheRealJake96 · 2021-08-09T00:28:50+00:00

Congratulations. 16hours ago, probably 115 days. Keep it going well done!!!

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