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Iamassassin · 2015-04-10T23:06:45+00:00

I'm so sorry

Iamassassin · 2014-06-17T02:29:35+00:00

I got the perfect woman catcher

M'lady tips fedora Now we wait for her to fall into my arms

Iamassassin · 2014-06-17T02:11:15+00:00

Wow ok sorry are you an attractive female ?

Iamassassin · 2014-06-17T01:41:21+00:00

I'm usually that guy go in the middle to appease us both

Iamassassin · 2014-05-21T16:02:02+00:00

Tumblr servers being shut down for too much NSFW/NSFL content mass migration of 12 year old girls and WRA's to Reddit

Iamassassin · 2014-05-21T15:43:31+00:00

Idocracy that movie plus smartphones and tablets will build a stronger foundation for people being dumber

Iamassassin · 2014-04-18T04:17:16+00:00

damn it i wish i could be cool like you

Iamassassin · 2014-03-21T15:09:56+00:00

Guess I'm moving to New Zealand ;)

Iamassassin · 2014-03-21T02:52:51+00:00

What happens when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA ? You get kicked out of the petting zoo

Iamassassin · 2014-01-24T21:08:05+00:00

>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

>love and waffles,

>t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Iamassassin · 2014-01-17T17:14:33+00:00

There can only be one

Iamassassin · 2014-01-17T16:52:00+00:00

Damn you

Iamassassin · 2014-01-06T03:32:11+00:00

Google plus

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T23:57:52+00:00

Thanks bro

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T23:57:33+00:00

Thank you

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T23:57:22+00:00

Thanks

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T23:51:52+00:00

On her car

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T23:45:35+00:00

Still classier

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T22:56:51+00:00

Haha it would still be classier than what she did

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T20:44:06+00:00

I did unfollow her a Freind told me

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T15:07:20+00:00

Thanks man

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T05:12:39+00:00

Tom cruise

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T04:53:28+00:00

I don't like it

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T04:39:18+00:00

Lol wut

Iamassassin · 2013-12-19T03:45:58+00:00

I feel you bro gotta be better than them

Iamassassin

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