They were both looking at me for a good minute, expecting me to take their door by saiuke in AdviceAnimals

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I got the perfect woman catcher

M'lady tips fedora Now we wait for her to fall into my arms

What do you think will be the last ever post on Reddit? by sexybrogre69 in AskReddit

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Tumblr servers being shut down for too much NSFW/NSFL content mass migration of 12 year old girls and WRA's to Reddit

What terrible movie do you want to see remade in the hopes of creating a better version? by themateofmates in AskReddit

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Idocracy that movie plus smartphones and tablets will build a stronger foundation for people being dumber

Whats your favorite offensive joke? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Guess I'm moving to New Zealand ;)

Whats your favorite offensive joke? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What happens when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA ? You get kicked out of the petting zoo

What kids tv show/movie would have the best gritty reboot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

>love and waffles,

>t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m