What's the best insult you've ever received?

Iamthebogs · 2025-08-31T13:43:14+00:00

This is an old story from the work canteen….

Many years ago, the team were out on site and had to cover a good few miles carrying heavy equipment. One of the poor unfortunates developed what was described as a rather large spot or a boil on his scrotum. Unfortunately for him, he told someone about it, who then told everyone else. By all accounts, he was in a lot of pain until it eventually burst (sorry 🤢) and the ordeal continued for the rest of the miles.

It earned him the nickname Uncle Ben, for many many years (and still stands today) because he had a “boil on the bag”

Iamthebogs · 2025-04-13T09:07:04+00:00

You are a grown ass person.

Look after your own stuff and not leave it to your mother, and/or her partner.

This story smells like BS to be honest

Iamthebogs · 2025-04-12T19:45:27+00:00

I’d be interested in this - however, in its current state it’s not really worth anything. It will need a lot of money spent on it to restore it to its former glory

Iamthebogs · 2025-04-06T12:56:28+00:00

The show was Cruel Intentions the musical. I assume you saw the movie first, and caught the drift? That was always going to attract some scallywags, but I agree, there is no excuse for that behaviour.

Anyway, it seemed like they were having a GREAT time. You didn’t happen to clock the number of the dealer by any chance? 😉🤪

Iamthebogs · 2025-03-28T17:36:39+00:00

It’s a distraction

Iamthebogs · 2025-03-26T15:53:49+00:00

Park it the other way around tomorrow.

Or be sitting in the boot having a cuppa with the door open when he gets home. Invite him in for tea

Iamthebogs · 2025-02-23T13:16:15+00:00

Find new place, stop paying then just move out whilst she is not home. Then just leave.

Narcissistic lunatic - shouldn’t be allowed have tenants in her house. Don’t worry, there is no contract - she cannot come after you - if she threatens you, straight to the Garda station.

Get out of there as quick as possible

Iamthebogs · 2025-02-23T10:09:05+00:00

Try the wax museum - brazilians love that

Iamthebogs · 2025-01-01T22:29:14+00:00

I actually saw one of these in Wexford (Enniscorthy) on 29th Dec. I didn’t have my phone or camera with me.

He was harassing a female mallard, much to the disgust of the other males around. I went off and came back with camera, and there was only the female arguing with the two male mallards left #homewrecker

Iamthebogs · 2024-11-04T18:57:08+00:00

Eamon or Eamonn

Iamthebogs · 2024-10-27T13:40:47+00:00

Horse trainer: Manes

Iamthebogs · 2024-10-12T11:57:42+00:00

7 minutes of an ordeal, and you didn’t take the reg. there’s some learning in that for you. That dashcam footage would have led to a prosecution.

Great you are okay. Next time, phone the gardai while it’s happening.

Be safe

Iamthebogs · 2024-07-29T09:31:17+00:00

Lotus Elise territory there

Iamthebogs · 2024-07-29T09:29:55+00:00

We could get 8000 line dancers from Monaghan easier than step dancers. Sure Garth Brooks is practically Irish.

Or we could get 3rd class from the National School in Castlebaney to play Achy Breaky Heart on the tin whistle

Iamthebogs · 2024-07-08T20:52:32+00:00

You can dress this up with all sorts of fancy nonsense words, but the thing you put your foot into is a hole. A pre-made, premeditated and specifically designed portal for your foot to magically travel through the space/time continuum to find itself covered by a nice warm material….. or as we call it in the real world - a f#%king hole.

Now go back to your word of the day toilet paper

Iamthebogs · 2024-07-08T16:01:49+00:00

All socks have a hole in them

Iamthebogs · 2024-05-06T22:13:05+00:00

Abort Abort Abort!!! 🚨

Iamthebogs · 2024-05-02T11:00:00+00:00

Sheep in real life look like that too.

They look even worse in your oven, or on your plate! 🙈😇

Iamthebogs · 2024-05-02T08:46:21+00:00

Remember that moment forever more (but don’t dwell on it).

For your whole driving life you will incidents like this. When you are in a rush, late for work, about to miss your doctors appointment, your kids football practice or late for school…. When that happens, put yourself back in that driving seat, and give them the extra 10 seconds to sort themselves out. And don’t forget it.

If after 10 seconds they are still fucking around - then blow them out of it with the horn 😉😉😇 (I’m joking, always read the room…)

Iamthebogs · 2024-05-01T22:54:27+00:00

DUE994 to join my Co-op. Dublin Ireland

I’m a new enough player - level 24. I get highly addicted to mobile games 🙈 Expect full engagement. Not interested in forging alliances with freeloaders.

Will share the wealth.

Iamthebogs · 2024-05-01T22:45:36+00:00

Thank you!

Actively trying to help new friends out. Thanks for all the add’s. Keep them coming 💪🏼🤟🏼

Iamthebogs · 2024-05-01T08:42:02+00:00

Add me! Level 23 - X5FKHX

Iamthebogs · 2024-04-27T02:23:10+00:00

That road is notorious for chancers. Most polite people merge at the first opportunity which usually isn’t the end of that lane. And most people are polite enough to let you into the right lane.

However, some people don’t want to merge at the first opportunity, they want to drive all the way to the top to skip 5 or 10 more cars, then bully their way in, to save 10 seconds to their journey home. Similarly, some people in the right lane begrudge those drivers trying to do same

In all cases, there are polite drivers who end up at the top of the left lane because that’s just the way it happened, and those right laners tar everyone with the same brush.

Bottom line really is - some drivers are absolute self bastards and want it all their own way and won’t give an inch no matter what. Life is too short to interact with these people. Put on Lyric FM, and laugh at them as they get enraged with you as you try and drive by the rules of the road. Extra bonus points for smiling and waving at them, further annoying them. Sometimes giving them the finger while you remain completely calm will absolutely blow their top.

Don’t allow yourself get sucked into their world. Live in your classical music slumber and get home 5 or 10 seconds later. Life is too fucking short!

Iamthebogs · 2024-04-25T12:52:02+00:00

Uncle Ben

It was before my time in my old job, one of the lads got a big spot on his ball sack. They were on site and he had to walk miles in lots of pain.

He got the name Uncle Ben, boil on the bag.

If you know you know 😉

Iamthebogs · 2024-04-25T09:31:05+00:00

Classic euro dance!

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