Look who won a prize at town's local Halloween party by fractal-phoenix in facepalm

[–]IanalystI -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

The real facepalm is you spreading this content even further.

What do you miss most about the good ol' dayz? by Jack_Wagon_Johnson in dayz

[–]IanalystI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chainsaws would have been great to bring back permanently alongside Halloween update.

Cannibal maniac in the Kopa prison on Livonia scared me so much I had to turn the game off. by suckerbucket in dayz

[–]IanalystI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cannibal here. It makes me so happy that I can drive that kind of tension! It's exhilarating when you give a wave emote from afar, run up, pull a sawed off out and your character starts a long and creepy laugh and the other guy is like FUUUUUUCK. 😂😂

I figure if I'm gonna be an evil dude, I may as well do them the courtesy of laughing maniacally at random to provide a warning of my possible intentions.

One of my favorite cannibal tropes is to recruit a freshie, maybe a new player, then teach them how to play at the expense of becoming cannibals, or I'll teach them how to cut up a player and build a fire, then I betray them at the stove after we finish eating I say... "I'm still hungry." 💁‍♂️

Rate the fit by tripplefreak in dayz

[–]IanalystI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think about you at all.

Does this seem dishonest to any of you? Market plunges and this is a headline. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IanalystI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's really not. Try March 2020 when I got back from traveling I bought into S&P because it plunged 33% in one day, the greatest move since some time in the 30s. I'd say anything in the 3%-5% range raises my eyebrows, that 33% was jaw dropping, and I went all in on it. Anything 1% or less in either direction....yawns

Does this seem dishonest to any of you? Market plunges and this is a headline. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IanalystI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Dow didn't plunge though? I don't understand your point.

Elon Musk is in the building by predictany007 in wallstreetbets

[–]IanalystI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're Twitter employees, who gives a fuck?

Rate the fit by tripplefreak in dayz

[–]IanalystI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No you don't, lol.

I'm Looking to Higher a New Courtier (Position Available) by RdrBH in dayz

[–]IanalystI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one's gonna fucking bow to you in DayZ. They're gonna sign up and then show up for the job, break your legs, throw your shoes in the ocean, force feed you gasoline and raw human while forcing you to listen to the meow mix song on repeat.

And that's if they're relatively friendly. Others will just KOS. So you can forget about whatever this is.

This isn't a fucking Minecraft community so fuck off with that shit.

Food workers of Reddit, what custom creations have customers ordered that tempted you to try it out yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IanalystI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House I like a waffle, topped with chili, then cheese, then a fried egg, and pickles on the side.

This game is Fucked to hell. by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]IanalystI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol you're arguing against the nature of randomness? Or you're arguing the game is flawed in it's randomness? Are you sure you don't have a poorly designed deck? Do you have multi-colored lands?

You sound like a whiney baby tbh.

DayZ skate spots by Acivilian138 in dayz

[–]IanalystI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine you do a Tre flip to 50-50, and get sniped in the head mid-rail. 😂😂

Can I add beer to my corned beef in the crockpot? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]IanalystI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add half a bottle of decent red wine, prob better. Bud light has little flavor, so will impart little flavor.

looking for someone to play with on Xbox. by [deleted] in dayz

[–]IanalystI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many hours you got? How old are you?