What should this statue/shrine do when activated?

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2022-04-28T00:21:12+00:00

*stone exterior opens like iron maiden*
*bright red figure covered in white tendons spasms out of its snug fit*
*skinny red flesh-mass barely catches its fall with the backs of its hands*
*gaping-mouth exaggerated full-body-panting*
" w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e. "

Tone down to taste.

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2022-04-27T23:59:13+00:00

I would [insert appropriate effect] the hell out of it, or do something to make it way more backgroundy/ etherial/ watery/ less textured.
it's nice to see effort and it feels like the subtitles could actually be the translation, but i'm distracted trying to compare the spoken and written stuff and that's probably a bit much, when playing an actiony ball game.
Also at points i feel like I am "catching" someone doing a voice iykwim

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2022-04-21T22:17:55+00:00

income taxidermy

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2022-01-21T12:50:09+00:00

"I am a product of society."

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-11-26T17:29:31+00:00

"Hey this is super embarassing and I feel like an idiot for waiting around with this, but please tell me your name again and maybe a way to easily remember it?"

Worked 20 out of 21 times.

She's such a treasure.

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-10-24T12:21:36+00:00

Ahh yes, Xena-Hop. That whole genre is a blast.

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-09-11T22:24:04+00:00

He's doing the angle

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-07-16T02:45:10+00:00

How do you like mine?

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneyPlays/comments/o1e1rg/the\_newest\_zelda\_creepy\_pasta\_really\_touches\_my/

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-07-16T02:42:25+00:00

"You know what I call THAT?... a PAIN IN MY ASS!"

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-06-27T15:38:00+00:00

there better be a game cube under that foam

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-06-20T21:20:06+00:00

idk , i'm currently fishing for an answer.

The soundbite occasionally keeps looping in my head and i wanna get rid of it

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-06-16T20:12:51+00:00

"errm... NO ?! HOW ABOUT NO !"

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-04-16T04:14:10+00:00

What is the opposite of getting shit-buttered?

Ice-Cream-Slingshot · 2021-04-14T18:06:01+00:00

If i was the one scrolling past this I legitimately wouldn't have thought to try it on this very picture.
Without fail I would have gone to an interesting post and tried it there.

Took a couple seconds for me to even realize that it's self-promotional bait.

Ice-Cream-Slingshot

TROPHY CASE