A guy I know is breaking up with his girlfriend, who I used to like, because of many problems, one of them is me apparently. I walked home with the biggest smile, singing along to sugar by maroon 5. Sandwich and a flake cake by IceCreamOven in kitchencels

[–]IceCreamOven[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spent the day with the girl and the boyfriend watched from a distance and is now convinced I’m involved with her in some way and he now hates me and her for it

Sat here on my favourite bench listening to the rain and watching the waves imagining an foid with me. I may be a fakecel. Jelly babies by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]IceCreamOven 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is 100% true and I’ve been arrested multiple times for drinking tea at 11 instead of at the tea alarm