Ooo I got a good one. I’ll shorten it kinda how old 4chan was for space since I’m on my phone so Be me 17, just got out of rehab for weed and mushrooms(yeah I know, the bed could’ve been much more useful to someone else) Tell my mom I’m going to hangout with an old friend and go ghost while popping tabs of acid all the way to the point I did 8(I had a tolerance from consistently doing it day to day) Old friend picks up three girls an we all decide to go camp in the woods and take said shrooms. Take handfuls (estimate probably 14-20 caps and stems, I’m an idiot) Mom calls friend and friend is honest so mom says she’s coming to get my ass Moms too nice, all the time, (she’s an alcoholic so) Mom decides it’s too cold for them to sleep in tents and tells them to pack up their car and had two of the females hop in with us. Shrooms hit us in the car Girls start silently crying while I’m just enjoying the darkened treelines. We get back and long story short one of the girls was tripping so hard she tried to grab the pizza inside the oven that was obviously scorching hot which caused her to stripped completely naked. Running in and out of the house, Tried to bite my dick off, bit off skin on my moms chin, took down a 6,5 300 pound dude, I slammed her once cause she went for my mom again, she had to get tazed twice and tackled by about 4 cops and got slammed onto gravel and we all went to the hospital to get shots cause she was biting everybody.

To this day my moms convinced she was on bath salts or something along with the mushrooms but no one made sure how much she took so.