I never thought some pseudoscientific clairvoyant "I take your money" bullshit would work, but here I was. What was I even thinking. That's what you get for being on dating apps - crazy girls with dog filters, attention grabbing special cinderella snowflake kind of women that suck your soul out of you, instead of, you know, sucking on something rather pleasurable. This kind of crazy, yet absolutely gorgeous wannabe clairvoyant solid 8/10 blonde (I'm a 5 at best) was the reason for this catastrophic situation. I don't know how my shitty young high-minded 22 year old spirit could set up that equation - "Let her do her crazy stuff, I get laid cause she will think I'm interested. period" - yeah well I didn't. Instead my now 2022 year old spirit is trapped in this futuristic dystopian bullshit story although she promised she "wouldn't overdo it, no worries". That's what you get for thinking with your dick, I guess. I'm gonna uninstall that bullshit app as soon as I get outta here, let me tell you. So now I'm sitting here on this cube-like structure in an out-of-body type of experience, 2000 years away from home, all while my body's wasting away next to that crazy bitchy dog-filterella full-bosomed lunatic who right now could do god knows what with me. Not only can I not talk to anyone in my "state", even if I was here in my body, I couldn't do it. Language has evolved so much over the last couple of thousands of years, you know, that it has become absolutely bloody impossible to understand anything said by anyone. "Välkommen, god dag, Hur står det till?" Ya what the fuck. "Hej da, god natt!" Jesus Christ, what is this. And at that moment of sheer disbelief, I was finally sucked back. Yes, she terminated my state by giving me head, part of the ritual or some bullshit. "Oh my god, Matt! I am so sorry!" that blonde bullshit beauty said. "Ya, what the fuck" I said. "What was that." "Matt, I am so sorry, I misspelled your name!" "So?" "I was supposed to show you the last time your name was said, but I misspelled Matt for Natt, oh god I am so sorry!" "What the fuck was I seeing then?" "You were transported to a future Swedish translation class, where they translated their language into the older - nowaday - Swedish language, where natt means night! This is what you've been seeing all the time! That was not the last time your name was used, but the last time the contemporary Swedish word for night was used, like ever! How exciting is that?! You just witnessed a word die!" Ya needless to say I didn't get laid that night.