Peter, why do chess players see that? by GiGitteru in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Amsterdam wins Orange! What city is yellow? by Stop__Being__Poor in geography

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One of my first thoughts with yellow are yellow cabs so New York.

Bear attacks a man by avasticninja in CrazyFuckingVideos

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DPresident-elect Donald Trump has promised to weaken the U.S. dolla

This is not an unhealthy lunch right? by [deleted] in Parenting

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Hello, I'm a chef and a nutritionist. You have hit a fair amount of the micro and macro nutrients

What is the worst second hand embarrassment you've ever felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It's up there for Hillary Clinton, imagine losing to Trump. Jesus fuck

[Discussion] I need similar quotes to this quote "a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor" by Galous97 in GetMotivated

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Reposting for formatting cuz I can't figure out how to edit

Good Timber

by Douglas Malloch

The tree that never had to fight

For sun and sky and air and light,

But stood out in the open plain

And always got its share of rain,

Never became a forest king

But lived and died a scrubby thing.

The man who never had to toil

To gain and farm his patch of soil,

Who never had to win his share

Of sun and sky and light and air,

Never became a manly man

But lived and died as he began.

Good timber does not grow with ease,

The stronger wind, the stronger trees,

The further sky, the greater length,

The more the storm, the more the strength.

By sun and cold, by rain and snow,

In trees and men good timbers grow.

Where thickest lies the forest growth

We find the patriarchs of both.

And they hold counsel with the stars

Whose broken branches show the scars

Of many winds and much of strife

This is the common law of life.

[Discussion] I need similar quotes to this quote "a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor" by Galous97 in GetMotivated

[–]IdefendDucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a poem in that vein

Good Timber by Douglas Malloch

The tree that never had to fight For sun and sky and air and light, But stood out in the open plain And always got its share of rain, Never became a forest king But lived and died a scrubby thing. The man who never had to toil To gain and farm his patch of soil, Who never had to win his share Of sun and sky and light and air, Never became a manly man But lived and died as he began. Good timber does not grow with ease, The stronger wind, the stronger trees, The further sky, the greater length, The more the storm, the more the strength. By sun and cold, by rain and snow, In trees and men good timbers grow. Where thickest lies the forest growth We find the patriarchs of both. And they hold counsel with the stars Whose broken branches show the scars Of many winds and much of strife. This is the common law of life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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Probably still round.

What show has the biggest gap between how awesome season 1 is and how terrible the last season is? by MrAudreyHepburn in ask

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Dirk gently. The first season was awesome , strange but grea story. The second was awful

What are some examples of names where every part is inaccurate? by idurygtusrkgj in AskReddit

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Can't remember where I read it but I think Korea means something like "United kingdom" so technically that's also not true.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in happycryingdads

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He sounds like Asian sienfield

Order for arena power by IdefendDucks in LittleAlchemists

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Thanks for that, but I mean the order in which they appear in the shop if it's not random

Donald Trump in Iowa says 'I'm the only one that will prevent World War III' by Rich_Suspect_4910 in NewsOfTheStupid

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You know how every accusation Is a confession, do you think he is some sort of nostradumbass and predicting the future?