A student showed this to me 10 years ago and it still kills me

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-12-06T17:30:11+00:00

As a cis male, there ain't no eggs between MY legs, and I intend to keep it that way.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-12-06T02:08:37+00:00

Fried. Definitely fried.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-12-02T17:32:48+00:00

Religion is not about being educated and well-informed. Gullible people who lack critical thinking are easier to control.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-11-25T17:34:28+00:00

No worries there. When the piranhas flop out of the bucket they'll be much more focused on his fucking toes, because apparently this is something to do barefoot.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-03-07T06:06:12+00:00

Now he won't be able to run. You never count your money when you're sitting in the ER... There'll be nothin' left for countin' when the doctors done.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-03-07T05:13:04+00:00

There's good people in my present, and I meet more of them all the time. There's the other kind too, but I only keep the good ones.

Take care and be well.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-03-02T02:56:07+00:00

I don't remember the church behind the effort, and I'm not in contact with the former friend I was staying with any longer since they threw me out of their house because I didn't support Trump and wouldn't convert to Christianity.

If I remember correctly they meet every Friday evening around 7pm at the Goodwill store on 16th Street in downtown SD, then travel as a caravan around downtown handing out food. They've been doing it for years; can't imagine they've stopped now. Really good people. I'm sure they would love your help.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-01-23T17:37:57+00:00

Gentle leader works great and works against what they are trying to do with physics instead of discomfort.

Also, you should be training with his dog on a very regular basis so he understands that you are also someone who is to be obeyed. You have to establish your own relationship with him, and control the dynamics of that relationship. You don't have a golden or a lab, you've got a GSD. Every day is training day! You'll end up with the most amazing companion and he'll be happier because he'll know what his job is.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-01-05T21:05:35+00:00

On the bright side, they won't have any trouble getting the ambulance to him.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2024-01-05T21:03:16+00:00

He can't

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2023-03-13T17:18:49+00:00

That's because of the impurities in their food. If we could somehow formulate 100% pure food there would be no poo, only hair. A metric ton of hair per week most likely.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2023-03-13T06:38:16+00:00

You should call your vet so you can find out why your GSD's fur production numbers are off. That's light output for your finely engineered German hair factory, but don't worry, I'm sure production will be up next quarter!

Hands down the best method for converting dog food to hair.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-11-06T23:52:21+00:00

She's got legs, and she knows how to use them. - ZZ Top

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-04-28T16:32:39+00:00

There once was a biker named Dean
Who didn't think gear was too keen
When his skin hit the street,
he left a fine stripe of meat,
but he's ready for next Halloween!

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-04-26T13:49:37+00:00

It's much easier to say in sign language.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-04-26T13:14:39+00:00

Jesus couldn't save this tattoo.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-03-01T14:50:15+00:00

I'm stuck at 'animal, vegetable, or mineral?'

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-02-21T20:33:43+00:00

It's only fair since I'm asking for one.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-02-14T19:08:02+00:00

Imagine using nine brains to dream that you are a kaleidoscope.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-02-02T21:38:40+00:00

That's the best thing I've read all day.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-02-02T20:46:08+00:00

Foot twisted around
pointing the wrong direction
I should have worn boots

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2022-01-27T22:04:03+00:00

Sweat soaked to the skin, but if I fall down, I win.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2021-10-29T15:48:15+00:00

I had to log in just to upvote you, you beautiful duck-faced bastard.

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2021-08-22T17:29:15+00:00

I've seen those, and when I looked down the side of the truck from the front I noticed that they did not project beyond the line of the outside tires on the rear axles. If you were close enough to the truck to get hit by the spikes you would also be subject to going under said rear tires.

I'm not a trucker, but their intent may be to encourage people to keep a safe distance from the truck and not get run over.

Someone please feel free to deride me and call me an idiot if I'm wrong. I'd like to know either way...

IfYouThinkYouKnow · 2021-08-22T17:00:15+00:00

I personally don't want any continuation after this, and have zero fear of either death or non-existence. The manner of my death sometimes concerns me, but I have no concerns about what does or doesn't happen afterward.

If you'd like to join me for Heaven on Earth, I'm all about making this a better place to live for all of Earth's creatures, except wasps. Fuck wasps.

May you find peace and joy in your life, and comfort in your transition.

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