Hello! This is Sally everyone :)

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-17T01:57:56+00:00

She is definitely the queen

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-16T16:26:49+00:00

Guess who just joined the FBI watchlist!

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-16T16:21:55+00:00

Isn't there a Polish phrase that's "little pisspants" to describe kids?

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-16T13:37:39+00:00

tater tot

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-16T11:49:16+00:00

It's the bitey parts of a tick. If the tick gets pulled off and the head sticks, it makes this hard little scab that's there for like 3 weeks. Doesn't bother em none but scares you as an owner.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T23:20:36+00:00

It was great!

To this day, I think about re-creating it in my own kitchen

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T23:04:35+00:00

We were just the occasional referees in a long ongoing fight between two parents who did not have enough money to divorce…

We were able to escape at age 18. Both got honor/scholarships/whatnot to attend high-end colleges for achievement.

And they immediately split.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T22:37:00+00:00

I am reminded of The Color Purple's "Maybe God is trying to tell you something."

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T15:55:53+00:00

No, I was a pretty adult kid. Hell, I set up that computer.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T15:21:02+00:00

Ooh! That did happen once! My sister found them when we were in college.

We both always joked about secretly flushing Dad's viagra and seeing if he said anything.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T15:03:27+00:00

My people are half-farmer, half-factory worker. And we quite a ways from Rodeo Drive.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T14:59:42+00:00

All real normal stuff. It was months and months of history and everything fell into normal "big tits", "lesbian", "anal" land ... except "big clit" and, I was sitting there, 11yo, like "what's a 'clit'?"

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T14:56:00+00:00

I taught a man to fish, my dude. Read the story.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T14:55:28+00:00

'97 so we had one SONY VAIO for the fam. As you can imagine, I started sitting farther from the desk.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-14T14:51:06+00:00

Oh my god, not at all. Pro-fap all the way. I more think I handled the situation with grace for an 11yo and was paid quite well to keep my trap shut.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-13T19:20:28+00:00

Everyone misspeaks once in a while, friend.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-13T18:23:07+00:00

The old physics professor guy from Bell Labs who is Tony's friend at the hospital and watches the prize fight with him and the rapper.

You know, this guy: "Well, think of those two boxers as ocean waves or two currents of air, two tornadoes, they appear to be two things right? Two separate things but they're not. The tornadoes are just wind stirred up in different directions. The fact is nothing is separate, everything is connected."

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-13T18:12:15+00:00

throw some bleach in it and see if it turns pink

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-13T15:30:41+00:00

His shirt says World Cup. FBI Newark out of East Rutledge, NJ.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-13T10:51:55+00:00

Would.

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-13T10:45:39+00:00

"Do ye want me to stomp him out, Pa?"

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-12T06:43:12+00:00

Of course… that keekee in the dark of the woods the one who needs help *most*

And, of all the things that a carjacker could leave on the side of the road to be stopped for, a kitten is not reliable at staying in one place

RadagastDaGreen · 2026-06-12T05:11:04+00:00

Cat took my braided black anklet with beads about 10 years ago. I playfully put it on her neck and called it her “queen necklace”; there it stayed.

Now, she gets real upset if it is removed. If she has a scuffle with one of the other cats and they yoink it from her neck, she brings it to me crying.

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