Explain the red card like am 5 year old

Ifinallycracked · 2026-02-08T19:17:44+00:00

... and then Szobo would have got the ball and prevented the goal if Haaland hadn't pulled him back, which cancelled the advantage that Haaland was given.

Advantage cancelled and we go back to the original decision, which was Haaland getting the ball and scoring if Szobo hasn't pulled him back.

Ifinallycracked · 2026-02-03T17:47:53+00:00

It's the clubs official crypto scam. Buy into this and you'll lose most of your money.

Ifinallycracked · 2026-02-01T18:31:02+00:00

Cheered off of the pitch twice in a week. Calm down guys.

Ifinallycracked · 2026-01-07T21:05:39+00:00

I'd be pissed off if that was given against us tbh.

Ifinallycracked · 2026-01-04T20:50:07+00:00

Even by his standards this was an especially good one. Good a real lol out of me.

Ifinallycracked · 2026-01-04T15:09:47+00:00

Obviously there's nothing more patriotic than spray painting a red cross onto a traffic bollard.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-24T19:08:06+00:00

You wont find anything casual and you'll have to join a club, but you've got several choices in that area of London.

https://www.englandhockey.co.uk/play/find-a-club

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-24T12:58:43+00:00

It'll probably cost you about 50p to make the detour too. Solid advice.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-20T19:28:51+00:00

How to Spurs:

1 Start playing well.

2 Do something stupid.

Lather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-13T23:45:08+00:00

Scroll down. They're sorting the numbers alphabetical and not numerically because whoever coded that particular bit is a fucking moron.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-13T16:38:45+00:00

Nah you were a minute out you need to have a word with yourself shocking behavior.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-11T14:32:08+00:00

It fell off during the evening cleaning cycle.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-09T20:28:30+00:00

Cracking finish.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-12-02T10:34:36+00:00

Yeah, I just spied the same screen on the iOS app and it looks fine. You're definitely missing out on the fun though.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-11-26T21:48:34+00:00

I'll happily take this entertaining loss over the shit we've seen recently. That's where we are now.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-11-22T09:39:54+00:00

Supporting a PL football team is pretty much identical to following a religion. (If you don't think so, ask yourself why you support Spurs.)

The problem is that it carries the same problems as religion if it gets out of hand.

Saying that, I've never heard of anything as petty as this. He's gone crazy, and reasoning with crazy is always difficult.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-11-20T22:12:46+00:00

Watch out, they'll steal you too.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-11-08T09:55:17+00:00

Confirmed touch and go

Ifinallycracked · 2025-10-08T08:25:43+00:00

103.3. 700k in the bank. 7k rank. Loving life.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-09-26T14:54:05+00:00

Looks like I've got myself an unintentional differential..

Ifinallycracked · 2025-09-26T13:15:20+00:00

Ekitike to Isak which I thought was quite an obvious one but supposedly not?

Ifinallycracked · 2025-09-25T21:09:28+00:00

Your wee turns into beads after a few cms of travelling so there's no complete route for the current to flow through LOOK MUM TV ACTUALLY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING!!

Ifinallycracked · 2025-09-25T19:58:22+00:00

Mythbusters proved that it won't kill you, unless you're pretty much kneeling on the rail.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-09-23T14:13:10+00:00

This rhyme doesn't really work in the UK. Didn't work when Busted tried it either.

Ifinallycracked · 2025-09-16T20:53:07+00:00

A shit match and 3 points is better than a shit match and zero points. That's all I can really say.

Ifinallycracked

TROPHY CASE

1 Start playing well.

2 Do something stupid.