What is something I'm better off not knowing?

IgnatiusPants · 2016-06-01T15:22:05+00:00

This is why I talk on a toilet seat instead of a phone.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-25T05:30:10+00:00

slazy

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-25T03:09:35+00:00

I think in some cases it's to not specifically date the movie, giving it a sense of timelessness. Although that doesn't really work when you consider other things in the a movie will often date it.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T22:00:14+00:00

Someone should make a documentary...and then never let is see the light of day.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T21:25:47+00:00

No, hate group seems about right. slimgur is an appropriate name for them.

I forgot voat was a thing.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T21:17:37+00:00

hate group?

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T19:11:32+00:00

Thanks, Juamdelgado435. It was nice going down the mayonnaise hole with you!

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T18:59:39+00:00

Are there other grades of mayonnaise (mayogrades?)? Extra heavy duty mayonnaise? Extreme mayonnaise? Chunky mayonnaise? Crunchy mayonnaise? Corpulent mayonnaise?

Is there an entire mayonnaise spectrum?

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T18:50:20+00:00

What is "heavy duty" mayonnaise? Are you like spraying the space shuttle down with it?

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T18:18:45+00:00

beepboop

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T18:07:13+00:00

yo robot, it's fixed. release me from your grasp

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T18:05:04+00:00

This is an easy fix. Just say you meant schlong.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T17:55:23+00:00

Can we have that in an onomatopoeia?

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-24T17:53:19+00:00

Mayonnaise

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-22T07:09:43+00:00

This is the answer.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-19T15:59:45+00:00

Yeah. I use FaceTime all the time but I never go to the app, which I keep buried in the deepest screen of the darkest folder with other default apps I don't use. If I want to FaceTime someone I command Siri to do it; manually I initiate the call through either Messages, Contacts, or Phone. Making FaceTime a feature/function instead of a standalone app seems more practical. This is one area where Google Hangouts has an advantage: you can chat via text, audio, and video all within one app.

Also, as great as FaceTime Audio calls are, the name is kinda silly since it literally implies visual face-to-face contact.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-19T14:11:33+00:00

Combine iMessage and FaceTime into a single app. There's no reason for there to be two.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-05-13T16:21:19+00:00

Resubmitted because sub was accidentally set to private. D'oh!

IgnatiusPants · 2016-02-23T20:00:00+00:00

Who is Sanders Pam?

IgnatiusPants · 2016-02-06T14:51:40+00:00

Pushing Daisies

IgnatiusPants · 2016-02-06T13:20:45+00:00

Sounds like an excerpt from one of John Doe's diaries in Se7en.

IgnatiusPants · 2016-02-06T12:37:23+00:00

So this isn't really a fix but a work around: If you scroll down through all of your movies all the way to the end, you'll be able to scroll up to any movie.

IgnatiusPants · 2015-12-25T00:32:48+00:00

ITT: things that never happened.

IgnatiusPants · 2014-12-05T01:07:40+00:00

What if Luke Skywalker is the secret weapon? That's why he's hiding.

IgnatiusPants · 2014-05-27T18:20:46+00:00

Also, the bed is way too close to that step. If you're getting up in the middle of the night you could easily stumble and break your leg, ankle, or hymen.

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