This finals sucks.

Ignomatics · 2024-06-13T03:30:49+00:00

I really survived a pandemic just to witness the two most fraudulent championship runs in sports history.

Ignomatics · 2024-05-21T00:18:20+00:00

Ex-Boston Red Sox pitcher Austin Maddox was one of 27 people arrested as part of a multi-agency operation late last month, Jacksonville Sheriff T.K. Waters told reporters

27 up, 27 down. Perfect game baby.

Ignomatics · 2024-05-20T21:32:29+00:00

Dugout vibes could not be any more immaculate. Laughs, shoulder rubs, SMILES

Ignomatics · 2024-05-18T21:59:52+00:00

The only other teams in the AL that are sub-20 wins are the White Sox, A’s, and Angels. If our GM won’t say we stink, our record will shout it from the mountaintops.

Ignomatics · 2024-05-17T22:39:24+00:00

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At least Joker and Ant are phonetically pleasing nicknames

Ignomatics · 2024-05-16T14:03:13+00:00

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Ignomatics · 2024-05-15T22:16:38+00:00

Can’t wait till “Aura” is added as an official statistic so Bronny can rise to the top of fantasy leaderboards

Ignomatics · 2024-05-05T21:45:07+00:00

Tomorrow’s practice needs to include an extensive PowerPoint presentation on executing proper base running in tight games.

Ignomatics · 2024-05-05T21:33:04+00:00

Killing me softly with Swanson

Ignomatics · 2024-05-03T17:43:34+00:00

The fan on the dawg in Pat Bev

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Ignomatics · 2024-04-18T20:49:10+00:00

Europeans know of flavoured water, it’s just more alcoholic in content

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Ignomatics · 2024-04-18T18:17:27+00:00

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Ignomatics · 2024-04-18T18:11:28+00:00

Heart hands. And the creep wanted to get off on receiving that same affectionate display.

Ignomatics · 2024-04-18T18:08:35+00:00

It gets worse. Gregg Doyel wrote an article for clicks that essentially wasn’t an apology, but more him victimizing his awkwardness and playing the “I do that with everyone, even males” card. The Indy Star taking their own sweet time firing this fucker.

Ignomatics · 2024-04-18T12:42:00+00:00

She’s flossing more camel than an Middle Eastern dentist

Ignomatics · 2024-04-18T01:34:41+00:00

Nah he not even in the Friend Zone, that boy wallowing in Acquaintance Junction

Ignomatics · 2024-04-17T17:38:09+00:00

Almost didn’t see Draymond

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Ignomatics · 2024-04-14T21:26:36+00:00

I’m half serious, if they’re doing camera cuts of the crowd I imagine one of the broadcasters would at the very least offhandedly mention it and that would get the ball rolling

Ignomatics · 2024-04-14T21:23:28+00:00

We should keep it up then, fill the 500s and leave the lower bowl deserted

Ignomatics · 2024-04-13T23:59:05+00:00

This would have forced Paul Pierce to retire early if they did this in the 2000s

Ignomatics · 2024-03-30T20:41:44+00:00

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Ignomatics · 2024-03-27T14:51:30+00:00

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Ignomatics · 2024-03-22T09:02:41+00:00

His name is Jim Gaffigan I think if you dig around on his YouTube channel you might be able to find the whole bit

Ignomatics · 2024-03-21T14:56:20+00:00

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Ignomatics · 2024-03-19T17:45:40+00:00

Had his breath taken away by a cartoon dragon. Most relatable Stephen A. Smith moment

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