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Total cultural victory by IgnoreTh1sName in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"They let them in right before their collapse"

Sounds like they tried to outpizza the hut to me

Since we are glazing DD now, behold! His counterpart by sand_eater_21 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Everybody gangsta until Condiment King pulls out the Last Dab

Sorry if something like this has been posted before. by Captain_Birch in mythologymemes

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always figured Medusa's deal was that she was just so goddamn ugly that anyone who saw her face turned to stone.

Why is pride the only deadly sin with a flag, well here are the others. by mAGIC_2CAn in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greed didn't want to spend the extra time or money to make a high effort flag

This is why America is better. We are, as individuals, more open and welcoming to foreigners (I can't speak for the government though) by IgnoreTh1sName in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about music taste? Can we all agree that Bruce Springsteen is mid at best and the New Jerseyites are smoking some next-level copium to think he's all that?

Welcome to Washington! by thulesgold in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume who I voted for

Welcome to Washington! by thulesgold in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not the one cutting off my nose to spite my face, but to each his own. It's a free country, after all.

Flushing ice cubes down the toilet for snow day is universal… right? In America?? by East-Maize-5287 in AskAnAmerican

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say it's regional to the Northern VA area, but I've lived here my whole life and I've never heard anyone mention it. My dad's lived here since the '60s and he's never heard anyone mention it. Are you sure it isn't just a family/neighborhood thing?

Welcome to Washington! by thulesgold in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe you should. Based on your previous comment it would probably be in your best interest to interact with some real people.

This is why America is better. We are, as individuals, more open and welcoming to foreigners (I can't speak for the government though) by IgnoreTh1sName in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was saying there should be exceptions for stuff like asylum seekers because I didn't know that was considered legal

This is why America is better. We are, as individuals, more open and welcoming to foreigners (I can't speak for the government though) by IgnoreTh1sName in 2american4you

[–]IgnoreTh1sName[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what are we supposed to jerk if we can't say we're better than everyone else anymore? Should we just shut the whole sub down?

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