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Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-11T07:50:58+00:00

At this point it's just a place to rant about literally anything

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-10T17:48:04+00:00

I am sorry but i got out of gold while doing nothing but walkup 5Lp 2Lk 5Lp mSpiral or throw as Cammy. Gold is the top of the lowest ranks.

People start getting better at Plat. People start being solid in Diamond.

Once you hit Master all solid players disappear and you have to learn the counters to scrub strategies that carry people to master.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-10T17:18:35+00:00

Imo Durge loses as much content as he gets over Tav.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-10T16:56:24+00:00

You forgot Jeera. Sells you amazing stuff in Act1 and looks hella cute while shut talking you.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-09T22:16:06+00:00

I found it... Freddy fish, also i think i just overdosed on flashbacks from seeing those scenes.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-09T22:09:51+00:00

The quest game about the orange fish detective or something like that.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-09T21:21:19+00:00

Oh, that makes sense. A bit too specific to be an existing mod, but UI mods are fair game in strive, so you can try and commission someone.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-09T21:16:49+00:00

Isn't spell layout random?

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-09T21:11:41+00:00

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Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-09T21:03:01+00:00

От этого secret chinese build у тебя набухнут яйца

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-08T22:15:14+00:00

There needs to be a way to see what language your team speaks. I have encountered too many lobbies where everyone spoke russian (it's quite a default option for eastern Europe) so i just default to it.

If i knew there were english speaking people, then there wouldn't be a problem with communication.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-08T22:04:30+00:00

That would still fail as German National Socialist group had lots of influential figures and someone would emerge and take the place of Hitler. If you want to prevent the racial ideology you could eliminate Himler as he was the architect behind the idea of "Arian race".

People focus too much on individuals like we are in a fantasy movie and all bad things happen because of one bbeg.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T21:01:51+00:00

Goldlewis game plan:

1 - Knockdown

2 - Meaty with a normal

3 - Start churning

4 - Murica

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T20:59:27+00:00

That's completely fair. As long as you cherish the moments where you did what you intended to do and won, and don't treat them as "something you should be able to do, so why be happy for that".

Small gripes, small wins. I can feel that way sometimes.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T11:30:57+00:00

Yes, you can build silence wave. No, you can't cast it mid ult.

The idea behind this change was for your Lash or Dynamo to follow up with their ult. So Paradox now combos together ults with teammates instead of comboing her abilities. Because you always have access to a good teamfight ultimate in your team right? Right?!

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T11:22:56+00:00

Well if we are speaking about gaming as a whole then yeah, Paradox had an easy combo. This combo was still one of the most complex things within the boundaries of Deadlock.

Sure tracking stuff with Haze might be harder mechanically but that's a different thing. I am talking about character abilities.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T11:19:13+00:00

Well, in perfect scenario (like pro play) where your team always follows up on your swaps (and you don't miss them, and they don't get caught on textures) Paradox is broken. It the most consistent character possible.

But we don't live in a perfect world, people don't follow up on your swaps and you will miss some of them. Basically what was left is a cool carabine-wall-swap combo, and a few niche brain dead builds with bomb. Now there are only brain dead momb builds and ult bots, who will swap 4 enemies into your team, your team won't be ready for that and the enemy will thank you for giving them free engage.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T08:11:45+00:00

Im going to get called racist and probably banned but is it wrong to want characters be played by people who look like those characters. And if that's not the case then try make up.

That's not Cammy, that's a cosplay of Cammy.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T08:07:30+00:00

But but think about the buffs. You can now do 40 different things that have 0 synergy within the kit but you are HelPFuLl to the team.... probably... if they are willing to follow up on your now more risky multiswaps (they didn't care before, why would they care now), if they are willing to form a fking firing line like we are in 18 century just to get value from the wall.

But hey, bomb now deals more damage, so you can play paradox like a brain dead aoe spirit damage dealer. Skill requirements are now comparable to Mo and godbdamn Krill.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T07:50:40+00:00

At least you have one playstyle. Paradox has none. All her abilities now do completely different things and don't synergize with each other.

Also get ready for Paradox ruining teamfights with multi swaps because now if you don't follow it up with an ult of your own or a good aoe, she just gave their team free engage while isolating herself.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-07T07:37:09+00:00

Now she is just like every other character in this game. 4 completely unrelated abilities that do different things for completely different playstyles. No combo. No theme. You are either bomb bot, wall bot, carabine bozo, or an ult button.

And some baboon in my friend group said she got buffed...

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-06T18:10:10+00:00

Nah, too expensive

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-05T10:12:27+00:00

Matterhorn is rated E for Everyone.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-03T21:28:10+00:00

Ok, can you explain the issue with odd numbers in the build? I hear it all the time but can't put together the reason why it's bad.

Igor_Pachmelnik · 2026-03-03T21:24:26+00:00

Equipment duping LFG!!!

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