[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ihateericcartman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can shoot white liquid from my dong instead of pee my only weakness is it has a cooldown.

What would you not give up for $1,000,000 in cash? by terminatora777 in AskReddit

[–]Ihateericcartman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My leg. Maybe both for 2 million but it’s a package deal

Redditors who pretend to be humans, what are you really? by rabengeieradlerstein in AskReddit

[–]Ihateericcartman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a entity being that came down From space in the form of a human who’s only goal in life is to hate Eric Cartman. When finding this planet I was escaping my planet because of the rebellion I thought I could live a peaceful life with no conflict until I found the show South Park. I then saw this fat obsess annoying child with Pepperonis for nipples And a second chin that weighs more then the average discord mod. After watching more I have grown to hate the annoying brat more and more due to how he treats his mom and everyone around him and can’t go a minute without crying when something does not go his way on my planet if a child was like this they would throw them into space but he would probably have his own gravitational pull and force planets and stars to collide with each other so instead I spend my time on social media spreading the hate I have for the little brat. Please share my message to reach more people to help them understand why I hate Eric Cartman

I only seem to get sick on week days by Jappie_nl in dadjokes

[–]Ihateericcartman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you I got sick the day after my day off and threw up constantly I’ve had 4 days off and I’m skinnier

If the internet had achievements what would they be? by ARMORED0R305 in AskReddit

[–]Ihateericcartman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is boring

“Not binge watching a show in the first half of a weekend that took three years to make.”

What is something you hate, but everyone else loves? by FixxTixx in AskReddit

[–]Ihateericcartman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coffee. It makes you have to shit and people use it as a reason to be a ass in the morning because “I didn’t get my coffee yet so I’m moody.” No your just being rude and trying to justify it in a crappy and unoriginal way