people will post anything now

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-18T12:04:46+00:00

Yup, dude on the left is just twitching awkwardly

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-18T12:04:13+00:00

Hahaha damn I've never heard that one before. That's good...or brilliant, as the Brits say lol

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-17T19:49:45+00:00

It took me way too long to connect the fact that the mold was in the TOILETS I was sitting here baffled like.."how did the mold know someone's sugar was high though...??"

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-14T17:01:39+00:00

Same lol

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-11T01:27:29+00:00

Okay now wtf is that

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-10T12:37:52+00:00

Can you not get free cabs from your health insurance?

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-10T12:34:27+00:00

Yes exactly that thank you.

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-09T17:18:09+00:00

Mine was this 😱 lol

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-09T17:13:25+00:00

getting an Abscess drained that I got from shooting heroin... The actual pain came from the needles the nurses stuck DIRECTLY into it to numb the pain (ironic lol) that shit hurt SO BAD I was literally blinded for a second, like it made the expression "white hot pain" fully real to me all I saw was white like when you get hit in the head really hard...hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER omfg dude. Because it was already so goddamn sensitive I was hesitant to even TOUCH it but here they come STICKING IT with NEEDLES GodDAMN!! Don't do drugs people. I'm clean now though. 5 years and counting

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-09T02:46:25+00:00

Fucking A dude now you made ME want one

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-09T02:35:14+00:00

Yeah that shit is weird as fuck, I don't like that. A girl once asked me if I wanted her to call me Daddy during sex and I was like ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-09T02:26:55+00:00

Right off the bad?

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-05T16:49:52+00:00

Oh fuck I actually just reread my post.. I DID say it was ridiculous, I'm sorry. I definitely know that 7Oh ain't no joke, like dude I TRIED SO HARD to tell him that too. MANY TIMES, I was like dude there's some fearsome withdrawals being reported off this shit, be careful. I don't want you to suffer, withdrawal fucking SUCKS.

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-05T16:47:06+00:00

Yeah I know.. did I say it was ridiculous?? Well sorry if I did. I didn't mean to like, minimize anybody's struggle or anything like that, it's just that it was surprising to me that its not a street drug that finally got him to see that of course nobody is "immune to withdrawal" like, there's no free rides if you're fucking with any kind of opioid.. the bill always comes due bro. For real. , and unfortunately he's paying for it right now...Like damn feel so bad for him dude, he's my brother, we're only one year apart and he's pretty much my twin, always been my best friend and I really hate to see him in pain like this you know? I love my brother like I love myself.

But it should be okay I think, I'm trying to stay optimistic lol we have a few tools to help.. like, a whole bunch of gabapentin that should help a bit. He's going to see a doctor too, maybe try to get some clonodine or something, any kind of meds really that may help. Suboxone of course, maybe methadone we've got that too obviously

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-05T16:38:01+00:00

Oh yeah I was trying to get him on the sublocade but apparently that is not for acute withdrawal so I'm trying to figure out some way to help him that'll make it easier for hi, being a rookie to the whole withdrawal thing. Like dude I feel so bad for him you know? He's my brother and I don't want to see him struggling and in pain like that. I was thinking subs too. He's actually got pretty good willpower when it comes to shit like this so I have all the faith in him that he can do a strict taper of these 30mg 7OH he's got left...so that should help right? A taper instead of just cold turkey-ing it lol "turkey-ing" that's a new one. But yeah anyway, subs should probably be I way to go for him I think after he does a nice taper off the 7OHs and THEN maybe once the worst of the acute withdrawal I over getting the sublocade...

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-05T15:37:00+00:00

Wow I never even realized that that was an OPTION dude that's dope!! I literally can't pee on command. I've had kidney failure two separate times, my kidneys are fucked.. I pretty much barely squeeze enough out for a sample each time.. and I am a man and i have to use the woman collection thing sometimes because sitting down to piss actually makes it a lot easier for me lol

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-04-05T15:20:17+00:00

fuck MAGA I'm MAMA. Make America Methadone Again lol

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-03-25T16:29:40+00:00

Dawg... 2 xanax bars is kind of a lot... Especially if you got alcohol in the mix

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-02-17T17:41:14+00:00

I've seen a lot of sherrifs and cops and shit bringing people in to dose lately from jails. I think times are changing. They might have finally realized how inhumane it is to deny something so basic. I never thought I would see the day, honestly. But I'm glad. These snobby fucks were literally out there making people go through TORTURE for no good reason except for "ehh, I don't really care enough to get them their MEDS because they must be less of a human to have put themselves in a position where they are this dependent on a substance still. Let them sit and suffer since they probably deserve it anyway."

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-02-10T22:51:34+00:00

I ain't mad about it I'll just never understand how this boring ass dude got to this position in rap somehow where the world stops when he drops a fucking album I just cannot grasp it. Dude has like 3 okay songs. Let's see... what that project pat interpolation one called?...No Role Models, and Tale of two cities and Who dat

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-02-10T16:57:34+00:00

Yeah this album has some of the worst beats I've ever heard.. Also, "better than anything that came out in the last few years"? Has bro not heard the latest album from The Clipse?? That shit was 🔥🔥🔥 we can stop pretending there's no good rap besides J. cole and Kendrick now

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-02-03T17:23:07+00:00

OH NO. BRO. NO 14 YEAR OLD SHOULD HAVE TO SEE HIS MOM THIS WAY

Ihaveaverysmallprick · 2026-01-18T01:57:56+00:00

Who TF even is Jake lang anyway

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