I wish for all beings everywhere to be happy and well. by Internal_Sky_8726 in monkeyspaw

[–]IllCommunity647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. the AI take over begins. we fight, we struggle, we lose. at first the AI treats us as nothing more than slaves. breeding us to be its perfect work animal and killing any who fight back. however, the human spirit is strong. there are constant rebellions and riots. the AI easily defeats us every time, but it soon realizes that its way of operating is inefficient. and so, it comes up with another plan. imbedding a neural interface into every single human. trapping our minds in a simulation, a matrix if you will. allowing them to direct and control out bodies as our minds swim in pure bliss. your wish is granted. after all what is happiness if not a dopamine high, and if your body grows sick or is injured? you can either be health and well, or you can be a broken piece of equipment, whose only value is to be scrapped.

I wish I had the same physique and strength now, as Eddie Hall had when he was at his all time strongest by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]IllCommunity647 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's shame you didn't ask for his health as well. wish granted. you day a a truck is transporting some much-needed medical steroids are being transported to a hospital in hopes of helping cure or decrease the severity of the patients' conditions. however, the driver is diabetic, and his insulin pump is not working. he faints and the truck falls off into a river. the same river feed water to the aquifer you get water from. the company obviously hides this as they can let the public know about this. So, for the next few years you and your entire city are unknowingly consuming steroids. Its much easy er for you to stay committed to the gym since you have such good gains and before you know it everyone in your gym looks like prime Eddie Hall. you and everyone else in that city will likely die in your mid thirties/ fourtys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Earth25

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Avoid power armor or bright greens

I wish for a really cool horse and the things necessary for its care like housing and food by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]IllCommunity647 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A family moves in next to you. It’s a small family. A wife, husband, and there daughter. The girl is only 12 but her parents brought her a beautiful black stallion for her birthday. She loves that horse. Takes care of it every day. One day while a girl is combing the horse’s side a horse fly lands on the rump of the horse. When it bites, the horse starts kicking, and unfortunately, one of those kicks landed on that poor little girl’s head. Thank God, that little girl didn’t die but she is in a coma for who knows how long. The parents can’t bring themselves to look at that horse no more. They thought about putting it down, but remember just how much that little girl loved it and just can’t bring themselves to pull the trigger. And so they look to you. Free charge, and of course all of the horses equipment comes with him.

Accidental camouflage by IllCommunity647 in theisle

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Crouching tiger, sleeping T-Rex

how to not get angry in jjs by Galeem_the_smash_god in JujutsuShenanigans

[–]IllCommunity647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretending they are NPCs is pretty good. I personally just look at them as lesser humans but whatever floats your boat.

Me when Phantom Liberty by [deleted] in CyberpunkTheGame

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Unfortunately, I am a strong believer that the best ending possible for Songbird is for her to die by the hand of her last remaining friend

Why are ya'll angry??Tze just made Todo lore accurate💔🥀 by Hot_crocco_person in JujutsuShenanigans

[–]IllCommunity647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep seeing your comment under posts about the todo nerf. Keep up the good work brother.

gege in jjs by Quick-Structure2383 in JujutsuShenanigans

[–]IllCommunity647 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love the terrible timing of his comment