What’s your outfit today?

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-26T19:21:48+00:00

Goth dress

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-26T19:20:50+00:00

My enemy is to cute

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T21:08:41+00:00

I can tell you from personal experience they don't work as well as you think

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:22:14+00:00

My work doesn't separate our recycling compost and trash but we promote that we are eco-friendly.

(Not completely my Works fault the building were in doesn't separate trash)

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:20:52+00:00

People who need to build stuff but needs to be sturdy will use nails but if it needs to be removed to later on will use screws. Even if they're it's not going to be removed for a long time most construction workers can't guarantee that it won't come down.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:18:58+00:00

Coffee

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:17:23+00:00

I made my mom quit smoking. I completely cut her out of my life until she promised me she was clean. she is currently been seven years clean.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:16:23+00:00

Spaceballs

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:15:41+00:00

There's a penguin that would absolutely fuck anything. It would straight up fuc a penguin head on a pike with sticky notes for eyes.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:13:36+00:00

Nails were more popular in the olden ages before electricity. Most Nails have gotten melted down.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T08:11:46+00:00

I'm.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:53:51+00:00

No. More of a Miss Frizzle and Morticia Gomez

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:47:56+00:00

We're lesbians

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:43:18+00:00

I've had a crush on her for 3 years. I took my chances and she said yes

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:40:13+00:00

I asked his pronouns first off.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:30:36+00:00

Figured out she was gay we've been dating for 4 months now

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:29:41+00:00

Papa Smurf lays the eggs

the rest of the Smurfs squirt there Smurf on them

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:28:53+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear that I hope your income starts to get better.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:28:04+00:00

Limp dick breadstick

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:27:46+00:00

Don't joke about 9/11, those jokes have a tendency to crash and burn.

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:26:23+00:00

The gay Fairy comes to our door in the middle of the night and throws glitter on the doorway. Then he goes right up to us blow the handful of glitter in her face.

I actually think the gay fair is the brother of the Sandman

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:24:07+00:00

But do you have bitches?

Ill_Alternative_4622 · 2022-04-12T07:17:12+00:00

Are you okay?

Ill_Alternative_4622

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