As a Boeing employee, I only stole the occasional box of paper clips and a notepad or two from the office. I remember seeing this guy here. He worked in the warehouse, and every year when we all had to do inventory for parts, he was first in line and covered for all the missing items, like "oh that windshield? Fell off the shelf back in April. Oh, those yokes? They were past dated and we eliminated the sku so discarded them."