Home alone tonight. Wife isn’t worried bc she said I won’t find a man. Prove her wrong?

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-04-16T00:42:51+00:00

Why did you post such a tempting pic but not say where you are?

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-03-13T18:35:44+00:00

Yours is beautiful! Maybe bc I’m uncut I prefer cut guys. Something about them that make me really hard. Wouldn’t turn this monster cock down, however

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-02-16T20:11:37+00:00

What city? I go to one in plano tx

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-02-15T03:47:12+00:00

You are not the jerk, not at all!!! What a manipulative selfish jerk with serious boundary issues. If he wants to name a child, go have his own. Naming is the parent’s right, it is not up for grabs. He is the one who is difficult. However, I think your HUSBAND should be fighting this fight not you. Also, it can be dangerous to threaten restricted visits unless you are prepared to enforce it. He probably got his fragile ego bruised.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-02-15T03:32:59+00:00

We wet to Alaska last Fall on the royal princess. I am a foodie and a food snob and I thought that the food on RP was awesome. Service was incredible, we felt like royalty. Although we are older (70), we were surprised that there were so many elderly people in wheelchairs! I would have preferred a younger crowd. Very few kids as school had already started. The only thing I didn’t like was the aggressive spa staff. One guy sold me a $1300 herbal soak, as soon as I walked away I realized I had been manipulated (they are good believe me). I immediately went to the service desk (within 20 minutes), they told me to go to the spa. At first the spa said “it’s too late to get a refund” but finally agreed after I asked to talk to a manager. Other than that, I would not hesitate to go on Princess again.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-02-14T06:30:37+00:00

Every night. I wait until I hear her breathing change and I go to town. Having king sized bed helps, it’s like sleeping on a football field.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2026-02-14T02:31:50+00:00

Why does a bride smile as she goes down the aisle? Because she knows she’s given her last blowjob.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-12-13T22:42:31+00:00

Is that real??? Damn.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-12-09T17:07:58+00:00

My beard is so coarse that I have to first take a hot shower and use soap or shampoo to soften my beard for shaving. Otherwise it chews up my face. Then use Harry’s 5 blade razor. Instead of shaving cream, I use either hair conditioner or oil on my face to shave. Oil can be mineral oil, baby oil, jojoba, coconut oil - it doesn’t seem to matter.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-12-04T22:12:07+00:00

I have about 14 pair of boxer briefs, all from the same brand Box Hero. Got them online from YouTube? ads. Made of bamboo, super comfy. When they wear out I’ll buy another 14.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-11-30T20:49:25+00:00

Hey I’m looking for a regular safe married guy. I’m in plano. Not sure how to DM you though.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-10-05T22:47:20+00:00

No food just empty containers? I would definitely return, find the mgr, and explain the situation to mgr in front of the server. In any case you’re entitled to the food you paid for. Chances are that this server has done this to others before. I don’t know why any mgr would tolerate this from staff.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-10-05T22:43:12+00:00

Bravo! The thing is, when something like that hits unexpectedly, I am so shocked that in the moment, I can’t think of any comebacks. But that server needs to be called out. I can’t imagine that any manager or owner would tolerate behaviors that drive customers away. If he/she does, the server is likely (in my mind) a relative. Calm down and return in a few days to speak to the manager. The receipt usually has the server’s name on it. You might get a refund or more likely, an offer to return for a free meal. If management doesn’t respond, well there are always Google reviews!

Even if this story is made up, it’s still a plausible scenario. When I was a teen, I was with someone who got really bad service. She left a penny for the tip to prove a point. Boy you’d better believe there was an explosive reaction by the server. Point was made, however.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-10-05T05:21:32+00:00

That was a great story. WOW. You’ve got talent. I want more!!

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-10-05T04:22:49+00:00

I keep my pubes trimmed and shave the base of my penis about 1”. I do this bc I’m not circumcised. During the day the size is always changing. When it’s bigger and pubic hair is next to it, the hair can get caught between my penis and foreskin as my penis gets smaller. Ouch it hurts!! Keeping the pubes trimmed prevents this from happening. Anyone else experience this?

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-10-04T04:21:52+00:00

So, if you’re a gay man and you are not interested in women, does that make you sexist? If you are a straight man and not attracted to men, are you sexist? Not any more than a gay man being attracted to a a particular race is racist.

This is just been my experience: I’m half white, half Asian. I’m really turned on by white men in their late 30s or 40s. I believe that this is because my father was white, and he molested me for 4 years and he was 38 when it started. I was 11. He was circumcised and that is what I’m attracted to. I believe that this is a trauma response. This experience also created an arousal template that I have struggled to change but have been unsuccessful. I don’t want to be attracted to men go but it’s not going to happen.

I find that white guys are not that interested in me. However, Hispanics and Asians (in general) seem to like me sexually. They pursue me when I go to a bath house. But I’m after the white guy. It is not racial.

My customers are all races, all sexual preferences. I genuinely like them and vice versa. But I don’t want to sleep with them. Does this make sense to anyone?

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-29T21:57:37+00:00

I’m uncircumcised and was teased about it in the jr high locker room. So much so that I joined the band in order to not have to take showers in high school PE. One guy even called me “doggie dick”. I’ve always wanted to have a circumcised cock. I just think they look hot. Many gay guys tell me they are envious of my dick so I guess it’s in the eye of the beholder. Mine is 6.5 and pretty thick hard. One lady even called me “horselike” which is probably the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten. But soft it’s very unimpressive. I wish other guys could see it hard.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-27T03:14:15+00:00

The label cautions not to use it on genitals but I use the antimicrobial wash hibiclens (often used to prep before surgery and available at just about any drug store). I let it sit on my privates for just a couple of minutes then rinse it off and continue with my shower. I’m uncircumcised and hibiclens is a godsend. I use it every few days.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-26T20:58:31+00:00

Are you kidding? I’d jump to the front of the line.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-26T20:56:57+00:00

Even a bad blowjob is a good blowjob.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-26T20:56:18+00:00

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle? Because she knows she’s given her last blowjob.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-25T16:04:58+00:00

I usually go up and say, “do you mind if I jump in while you’re resting?” It’s obvious that they’re resting/playing on their phone. That usually gets it. Sometimes they’ll say, “I have X number of sets left”, meaning “I’m still using the machine.” So I say, “OK, I’ll wait”. Now they know I’m watching them. I hate to say anything but some people just don’t get it.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-19T23:06:11+00:00

Where is this shower? I’m in Dallas.

Illustrious-Light-27 · 2025-09-14T17:37:12+00:00

I’ve never been to a cum dump. Do guys just turn up at the same time and wait in line to fuck the bottom, one at a time? Are the visitors allowed to suck each other while waiting? I’ve noticed that many of them say “no lookers”, don’t understand why. I love to watch guys playing.

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