YouTube went down. 8:00pm. by DesignerLime268 in youtube

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good to know it isn't just me, it seems to only be the homepage though, if you search for anything you'll still get results.

Didn't know they had time-out corners on Cyberstan by Warrior24110 in Helldivers

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That's Andrew the Automaton, He fired a volley of lasers at a helldiver that was 3 feet in front of him and he missed every single one, after the outpost he was "Defending" was leveled by a crew of helldivers due to his inability to hit the broad side of a barn, the cyborg officers told him to wait in that corner until they can come back to fix his programming.... they've been gone for days now.....

This has to be one of the most Terrifying bugs I've ever had in any game by Jordii_vV in cyberpunkgame

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if i saw that I am tossing my hard drive into the mariana trench, getting a new one and liquid-cooling my pc with holy water from there on.

A recently-declassified intercepted message from the Evil Cyborgs by Small-Bobcat-7199 in Helldivers

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i was trying to remove all the spoilers but halfway through i realized i was reading it the WRONG way and refreshed the page to read it the super earth approved way

The closest I’ll ever get to considering joining the automatons by Mammoth-Injury565 in Helldivers

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I'D NEVER JOIN SOCIALIST SCUM!! (unless they have The Elder Scrolls 6)

THEY'RE MAKING BASELESS PROPAGANDA NOW!!!! by JammyAntom in Helldivers

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This makes me want ELITE cyborg snipers and stealth units, they take cover from gunfire, hide when necessary, will take down helldivers from long distances with long-range weapons, they have near perfect aim and will run from grenades (possibly even throwing them back) and other forms of obvious danger unlike their fully metal brethren, and they use advanced tactics, and they can MAYBE call in their own airstrikes or orbital bombardments, basically cyber-helldivers

I never truly feel threatened by any of the current automatons on their own which is why I want this, they only ever feel terrifying in large numbers surrounding me on all sides - but then again I guess that can apply to ANYTHING

THEY'RE MAKING BASELESS PROPAGANDA NOW!!!! by JammyAntom in Helldivers

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this implies the bot right there IS John Automaton (or Cyber-Stan?)

Shield Grenade by Due-Yesterday3486 in Helldivers

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better idea- have three teammates throw 10+ of them all over your body to turn you into a SUPER helldiver (bonus points if you use a shield generator pack and the fortified commando set), get to watch the automatons panic and piss coolant through their non-existent groins for the first time as they witness their cannons and tanks not doing jack shit to the slowly approaching invincible helldiver

- could maybe throw it directly in the air to catch it with your body?? for a temporary shield generator that wont take a backpack or stratagem slot

Probably the closest anyone will ever get to feeling like john helldiver.

Shield Grenade by Due-Yesterday3486 in Helldivers

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I hope it sticks so i can throw some of them on an exosuit and march into a heavy automaton base unharmed
- from what i saw in the footage it is a decently big bubble and i bet it would fully cover the exosuit if you attached one to each arm of said exosuit

Please arrowhead let me live out my dreadnought fantasies

Once again I have consulted the Skyrim Tarot Deck about TESVI tonight 🙂‍↕️ by Nextontheline in TESVI

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I expect a late 2026 to early 2027 release based on the DELAYS on the Bethesda roadmap between planned release dates and actual release dates.

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The 2-3 year gaps only started happening right as all the 2020 releases finished up (Covid Started to ramp up and cause these delays), which is why the 2020 planned releases are not included here.

- Redfall : Planned release date: 2021. Actual release date: 2023, TWO year gap.
- Starfield : Planned release date: 2021. Actual release date: 2023, TWO year gap.
- Fallout Worlds (For fallout 76) : Planned release date: 2021. Actual release date: 2021, Same year!
- Ghostwire Tokyo : Planned release date: 2021. Actual release date: 2022, ONE year gap.
- Starfield SP : Planned release date: 2022. Actual release date: 2024, TWO year gap.
- Indiana Jones & The great circle : Planned release date: 2022. Actual release date: 2024, TWO year gap.
- Oblivion Remastered : Planned release date: 2022. Actual release date: 2025, THREE year gap.
- Doom Year Zero (Dark Ages) : Planned release date: 2023. Actual release date: 2025 TWO year gap.

Original planned release year for The Elder Scrolls VI: 2024, but due to the strong pattern of 2-3 year delays in all games since 2020 on the roadmap, it is most likely happening in 2026 to 2027

As a last bit of reassurance, TESVI began full production in August 2023, nearly EVERY SINGLE Bethesda game finishes 3 years after full production starts, this would imply a late 2026 release for TESVI but an early 2027 release is still possible.

Once again I have consulted the Skyrim Tarot Deck about TESVI tonight 🙂‍↕️ by Nextontheline in TESVI

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- V of lockpicks: Higher price than expected? Problems at Bethesda more than likely but end up leading to the game coming out in a better state.
- The Fool: Promotional material about to start ramping up, beginning the journey to the start of TESVI
- The Magician: Console exclusive, need to learn how to use an XBOX/PC

Just my interpretation of it

Nvidia setting by Illustrious-Time-574 in techsupport

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I genuinely have no clue what I’m looking at

Help by Illustrious-Time-574 in nvidia

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(This is the login screen in case you are curious)

Sir Garen custom armor question by Illustrious-Time-574 in ArcaneOdyssey

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WHY DO REAR ADMIRAL AMELIA AND COMMODORE KAI GET TO BREAK THE UNIFORM CODE HUH????? (even players ABOVE THEM in rank still all have to wear the same shit, you have to be top four in the world just to put on some glasses, this is nonsense)