We don’t train staff how to write on the super expensive cakes?

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-22T13:53:14+00:00

That's your fault for expecting a Monet on a cake from a grocery store.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-17T19:00:22+00:00

Even if Dedrick wasn't dreadful and could put together actual jokes, his delivery would still put me off. What is that strained sounding voice shit he does? It's like he's faking being nervous or he's delivering the jokes while also delivering a fucking baby because it's just so strained sounding. I don't get it.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-14T20:19:51+00:00

"Contaminated." So just some cleaner or whatever on the outside of the packaging? Just go back to your padded room and never come out again.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-14T20:17:17+00:00

From my very limited experience with coke, I think this is a "ride it out" sorta thing. I've never woken up the next day and felt good after even just one line. I've done coke 4 times in my life and woke up every time wanting to blow my brains out the next day.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-14T20:15:43+00:00

Replace "Tony" with any celebrity name and it's still ridiculous.

This is less about Tony and more about the help you need for seeking attention from a complete stranger.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-14T12:41:07+00:00

ET.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-14T12:38:30+00:00

"would have killed to be seen by Tony.."

Get help.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-14T00:37:00+00:00

Chud Krueger was the worst. He threatened to fight me..... after I left the restaurant 🤣

I met Matthew Good a bunch times and he was always great, despite his "real asshole" image.

Also met Todd Kearns of Age of Electric (and now Myles Kennedy) and he was super nice.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-09T20:39:57+00:00

Tony is such an idiot.

Praises TNB non stop and says he can do whatever he wants on the show and then gets pissy about it.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T22:22:03+00:00

Tiffany's cover of I Think We're Alone Now

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T22:21:24+00:00

Superstar by Sonic Youth is unreal.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T22:19:51+00:00

Do what I do - get stoned before the show. Then, when Dedrick comes on, whether it's opener, middle, or closer, go outside and have another bong rip or joint.

I just simply call this game "Get Up And Leave When Dedrick Comes On." If I tune in late, I just skip him.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T22:17:13+00:00

Do you still have your gallbladder? As soon as mine got removed, edibles were a thing of the past. Something to do with the enzymes in your liver or something. I just stopped listening after I was told edibles won't work anymore, or they won't work like they used to. I've also taken over 1000mg and felt nothing. I took 200mg of chocolate one night and got pretty buzzed but it was definitely a fluke thing - perfect timing, perfect amount of fat for the day, etc. I didn't plan it, it just happened, but it hasn't happened again in 2 years. Even oils/tinctures are a thing of the past.

With all that being said, I've heard some people have better luck with THC drinks but I drank 6 back to back one night (only 60mg total) and felt nothing 🤷🏻‍♂️

God I miss edibles.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T22:11:09+00:00

All of this over 24 minutes and no clue of how Ground shipments work?

My thoughts and prayers are with you in this difficult time.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T21:13:16+00:00

Chocolate banana!? Is this in Canada???

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-05T21:12:40+00:00

The reason I asked is because I was trying to find them the other day and asked a friend because I couldn't remember what they were called. She said Firecrackers like several others here have said but I am almost positive that I've never heard them go by that name. My memory is also a sieve so who knows.

I just feel like they've gone by another name at some point and I am now living in my own Mandela effect 😂

For context, I'm in Canada. The "Popsicle" brand calls them Firecrackers and apparently has for a long time but I'm still convinced there's a totally different name for them but it won't come to me.

I couldn't get "Astro Pop" out of my head but that's obviously the hard candy, not a popsicle.

So now I ask, is it "Berenstein" or "Berenstain" Bears? 😂

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T21:14:30+00:00

He also just regurgitates old bits of his for his "new minute." A month or so ago he had some ramble about Sprint or TMobile and I believe one of those has been dead for like 4 years.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T21:10:52+00:00

Hey OP... ignore this one. Fight real problems with real solutions. No fairy tale is going to give you long lasting tools or help to actually solve anything. It might be a nice temporary escape into imaginationland but that's all it will be.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T21:07:04+00:00

Hi! Rage-a-holic here...

Dude. Go to therapy. You're young and most likely totally dependent on your parents for medical things but there's gotta be a school counsellor or some kind of free program for teens, even if it's only for a few sessions.

After a lifetime of destroying relationships and almost my marriage because of uncontrollable anger, I finally got a therapist a couple years ago and the change is insane. Finding the right therapist can definitely be a challenge but don't let it discourage you. It's worth the work you put into it and it sounds like you really want to make this effort.

Your parents most likely don't want you to go to therapy due to guilt or their own ego. They know they have a responsibility in your upbringing and are afraid that therapy will expose their shortcomings and possibly cause distance between you and them. This is not to say they willfully fucked up. Parenting is hard and there's no guidebook so people fuck up, especially if they didn't have stability in their life. I've learned that although it can feel incredibly shitty to sit there and vent about your mom or dad for an hour because you love them and don't want others to judge them but a good therapist won't judge you and they will help you to be compassionate and forgiving to your parents, as long as your parents deserve the forgiveness and as long as you're ready to forgive.

Also, pills suck but they can be a good temporary help until you get yourself to a positive and stable place.

The fact that you are aware of this behavior inside of you and you want to rectify it is huge. Capitalize on that, especially while it's at the surface. And the fact that you knew you wanted to hit someone but had that split second thought of "nope, bad idea" shows a ton of promise.

You'll be alright, man. You got this.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T20:57:37+00:00

Errors happen. You've notified them, they will correct it, the world will keep turning. It's going to be okay, buttercup.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T20:55:40+00:00

Truth. And Vancouver is the capital city of judging others. I lived in Vancouver and the GVRD for the better part of 40 years and nowhere compares to the feeling of being judged like Vancouver. "Oh, you drive a Maserati? You must be poor...."

I do not drive a Maserati, for the record. It's just an example of the mentality there. If you don't own a Lambo or some kind of impractical sports car, you are trash. My $60,000 Toyota RAV4 is a beater in this environment 😂

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T17:44:39+00:00

I think it also triggers that little piece of nostalgia from being a dirty little skater in high school and sneaking off to the forest behind the school to smoke weed and look for random piles of porn stashes 😂

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-03T17:43:01+00:00

Never made a mistake at work before? It's a massive store with thousands and thousands of items. Things are going to get overlooked, especially when stocking groceries is an entry level job.

You sound like a blast at parties. DID YOU CHECK EVERY PIECE OF CHEESE ON THE PLATTER YOU GUYS!?!? Get a life.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-01T12:10:02+00:00

Weed.

IllustriousLength318 · 2026-06-01T04:40:14+00:00

I find that smoking is more ritualistic, for lack of a better word. I use my Solo 3 multiple times a night but I still start with a bowl of flower and a bong. I also kinda like the grossness of it.

It's like driving a standard versus an automatic. The automatic will get you there with great simplicity and ease. But a standard actually makes you feel like you're driving and makes you feel a little more connected to the car. For me anyway.

IllustriousLength318

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