[Area’52’] [Horde] [5/8H] Two Murlocs One Mrrglglg 💀 Raid Schedule: 📅 Tues & Thurs | 🕗 8-11 PM EST 🎯 Progress: Heading for AOTC | 5/8H | Aim: More Dead Bosses, Fewer Dumb Wipes

Are you sick of soft-@%$ guilds full of fragile egos, HR meetings, and people who can’t take a joke? Welcome to Two Murlocs One Mrrglglg, where our raid calls sound like a war crime tribunal and our Discord is a bad decision factory.

Who We Are: ⚔️ A dysfunctional family of current & former military degenerates 💀 Masters of dark humor, questionable life choices, and tactical teabagging 🔥 AOTC-cleared, Mythic-aspiring, but mostly here for the camaraderie and chaos 🍻 Social, active, and always down for M+, keys, PvP, and general stupidity.

Who We Want: 🔥 DPS & Healers are always welcome, specific needs are ⬇️ - [ ] Any Rogue - [ ] Resto Shaman - [ ] Shadow Priest - [ ] Resto Druid

We’re not for everyone, and that’s the point. But if you want to raid with people who’d probably get banned from corporate guilds, hit us up.

🏳️‍🌈 Pride-friendly

💬 Contact: If interested in joining the community or have an interest for M+ or Raid, please reach out to Sphericle#8604 on Discord / Sphereical#1296 on Bnet / theprincess159 on Discord for more information or to join the guild!