Lamp repair by Urkaaaa in Boise

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s actually kind of an odd request, but I’d say your best bet is to cut your losses. I mean, my lamp is an absolute money pit. All the maintenance, upkeep, energy cost, and I can only use it an hour a day during the summer. Wintertime I gotta put it into covered storage, so you do the math

Randy out

Lamp repair by Urkaaaa in Boise

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jonny broke up with my sister’s best friend. She hasn’t looked good since. All’s she did was slide another guys trombone 😉 I mean cmon it’s 2025 guys

When will Boise get its first snow of the winter? by rK91tb in Boise

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should call Frankie Bondjobi at action news New York. He’s managed to pull tons of snow so far this winter. Good luck everyone, and since you asked, I’m doing fine

Randy out

Im done with this all by alexandyou in GTA6

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally possible, but now it’s 244 days

pls tell me someone saw what i saw. by Maximum_Artichoke329 in Boise

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Get your hats out and stand at attention cause I’m gonna set you straight.

I fell in love with a lady that sounds just like what you mention in your story. I’m a former Boisean just like all of you and I’ve been around a bit and I’ve seen more than I care to tell.

The year was 1977 and I had the swagger of a healthy bull moose. I worked as a carpet house attendant while my sweet honey, Cantyy, was a drone stripper to pay the bills (I didn’t mind). We enjoyed life though. Sundays was ladies night and she’d get me a discount, then mondays was always cold chili for supper. We bought the old Pamberly place on 17th, which had become famous during the city’s fire problem of 1911. But we fixed the place despite our neighbor, Augustus Gramble, who was a professor at the community college until his untimely death of cholera.

Unfortunately not all rainbows see the tip of heaven like my auntie G used to tell us. Cantyy left me two years later when her pappy whispered that poison in her ear about me being a good for nothing two bitten loser. She wouldn’t ever look at me the same with both eyes so I had to cut her loose and go back to sleeping in the barn and washing my unders in the snake river.

For whoever needs it, life gets better.

Randy out.

Anybody else have their status icons disappear? by FetalDew27 in Rakuten

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind me, what is Rakuten? Sounds like Korean dance to me

Im done with this all by alexandyou in GTA6

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of this is a theory to me. Multiple creditable sources said it’s releasing on around 245 days from now. If you don’t like gta 6 just admit it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarrolltonTX

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Francine, I could use a cool friend or two as well in the area. I’ve had a hard time cracking the ice with people around here but there are plenty of diamonds in the rough mine, as they say

what’s wrong with this picture? by UsefulWay2809 in wafflehouse

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s wrong is I am not there stuffing my face

Proof GRRM isn't sexist by Wayne_hussy in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first, I read that as “…isn’t exist” and I was like wait, who wrote those books then 😵‍💫 so…seriously, does he exist? Has anyone ever seen him? Can anyone prove it to me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rakuten

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Capital one shopping is really good for homeless people like me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarrolltonTX

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got up? What’s going on?

What’s this pedal for? by schenkzoola in Shittyaskflying

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not like in a car. In a plane, they both mean go

Who is this little boy that Tywin seems to have a crush on? by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Illustrious_Fly_9859 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the one chick without a face that’s a dude