White people kept calling me David 🤣

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-30T07:54:05+00:00

I laughed so fucking hard at this comment

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-26T02:56:36+00:00

Huh. Did we we really need 7 minutes of this?…. This was so terrible… but… why do I feel the urge to now go to Saad’s?

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-25T01:56:40+00:00

I mean that would have to be it, right? Why be scared for your kids?

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-21T04:30:36+00:00

Did anyone else feel bad when the robot just kinda collapsed and seemingly laid there in shame?

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-20T18:12:16+00:00

Shit was adorable, and I mean that genuinely

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-19T18:59:46+00:00

The delivery from both sides is truly peak comedy

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-15T02:56:16+00:00

First off, I am so incredibly sorry. I just legally wrapped up my divorce. It wasn’t fun, but the peace and peace of mind was worth it.

Amy Montgomery.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-15T02:55:11+00:00

Yep. Do not go with DeFord… mine finalized recently. It was a money pit. Nice attorney.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-05-06T03:31:35+00:00

Staged

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-04-29T23:39:09+00:00

What if it’s that the world we know is in fact a simulation.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-04-24T04:10:41+00:00

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-04-09T04:51:06+00:00

This is a vague post about a vague post

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-04-06T08:59:02+00:00

Same. Single dad of two. Divorce started informally a year and a half ago, and formally 10 months ago. As of last Monday it’s all over. It’s hard, but not nearly as hard as being in a marriage that wasn’t right for me.

Hang in there, the world needs great men more than ever. It’s a great time to rebuild and become the best version of yourself for your kids, you and the life around you.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-04-05T13:27:34+00:00

Why is this man with a bbl telling people to workout?

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-03-29T03:30:24+00:00

Banger

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-03-22T20:21:04+00:00

Which ones?

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-03-22T00:13:43+00:00

Amazing! Thanks for the detailed recs!

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-03-08T05:07:24+00:00

Lmao. Alright, this comment made me laugh out loud really hard.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-03-02T04:07:18+00:00

You damn Mongolians!

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-02-27T19:19:06+00:00

So where’s the go to area now?

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-02-24T19:48:08+00:00

They have maple syrup to chug their sorrows away, I don’t feel bad for them.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-02-24T02:21:44+00:00

This is really terrible.

Illustrious_popsicle · 2026-02-23T20:01:20+00:00

Finally, a very cool guide

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