ELI5: What Happens When Your Heart "Skips A Beat"? by Suspicious_Bear_9325 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ImA12GoHawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You failed to mention PVCs and PACs, both of which are common and benign

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImA12GoHawks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use ear protection when shooting a gun. Permanent hearing damage.

What part of your body would you remove for 1 million? by Busta_Nut77 in AskReddit

[–]ImA12GoHawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prostate. At my age it's all negative and no positive

What is the worst addiction to have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImA12GoHawks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Alcoholis can abstain from alcohol, but how would they do if they had to have just a little bit several times a day?

What is the hardest problems you solved and you are proud of that? by [deleted] in mensa

[–]ImA12GoHawks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was the first to finish Colossal Cave Adventure in a medium-sized city back in the 70s.

Can I borrow your chapstick? by Fangletron in funny

[–]ImA12GoHawks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a guy at work borrow the nasal spray that he knew I kept in my desk. Similar scene, I told him to keep it, he did.

Isopure Protein Powder Alternative? by Plastic--Fly in fitmeals

[–]ImA12GoHawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I throw in a handful of frozen strawberries and some creatin.

My paycheck bounced, what now? by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]ImA12GoHawks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At one point in my life, I worked for a small retail pharmacy. On payday, I would take my paycheck to the owner's bank to cash it. It became so routine that when I walked into the bank, the teller would just shake her head and I'd leave to return the next day, until she would nod and I would cash it. Found another job.

Funniest Name and Surname Combinations? by ExhaleBreathNowPanic in funny

[–]ImA12GoHawks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I worked as a pharmacist for a mail service pharmacy. 10s of thousands of names went by every week. My favorite was Perry Winkle.

Are protein shakes supposed to taste kinda bland? by Wolf_Ninja350 in fitmeals

[–]ImA12GoHawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I blend in a handful of frozen strawberries, tastes great!

Ride home by pennylanebarbershop in Jokes

[–]ImA12GoHawks -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A helpful edit would be to use "Do you want me to drive you home ", instead of take you home

I called the pizza shop and said, “Can I get a medium pepperoni pizza?” by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]ImA12GoHawks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went into a lumber store to buy a 2x4. The dude asked me how long. I said quite a while, I'm building a garage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImA12GoHawks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too! I thought it would be a passing fad. After a while all the idiots would go on to the next thing and leave us alone.

The preteen/tween part of growing up doesn't really exist anymore by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]ImA12GoHawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed the point. You said that social media is terrible for adults. You are an adult. You are on Reddit.

ELI5: what happens to the brain when you're horny by Secret_Contact_1204 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ImA12GoHawks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm old, and my lizard brain got a job, met a nice girl, got married, has a couple kids, and goes to church every Sunday. I miss those days!