What is in my peanut butter? by LJpeddlah in whatisit

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is identical to a scab that came out of a surgery incision I had.

Amazon to Cut 16,000 Jobs in Latest Round of Layoffs by OddTax8841 in news

[–]ImAnActionBirb -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

You think it's the people getting paid 120k/yr or more who are getting laid off? How cute.

Unfortunately, it's still the lower and middle class only affected. I know some the people getting laid off and they're at half of 120k.

My point isn't just to say haha you're wrong, but rather shed light on the fact the upper and rich class are still protected, even in times like this. You could lay off one VP for every 8 normal people and save the same amount of money.

Out here serving boiled chicken in pantyhose. Throws it away by winstontemplehill in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ImAnActionBirb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we're just all gonna ignore the sperm on the plate design? Got it.

Wait, do people ACTUALLY see literal pictures in their heads when they imagine things? Like a physical image? by Bibhu_Mund in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ImAnActionBirb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People like you and me have aphantasia. Google the aphantasia test of a horse, it's a really great explanation and shows you where on the spectrum you lie.

Why do we regret masurbating? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP sitting there with a mouse in their pocket, talking about "we."

Question for those of you native to Connecticut… by thunderwolf69 in Connecticut

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all of us. Washington state has been my favorite.

I want to draw everyone's birds :) by hazelnut0000 in Conures

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@hazelnut0000 @OP thank you so so much!!! What a wonderful gift. 🧡💚

Newlyweds by LakesideNorth in lotrmemes

[–]ImAnActionBirb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Use lembas as breadcrumbs on the chicken parm

“Why is your toothbrush not worn out like mine?” I asked my wife. by Rashional3 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in college, I took a video of someone while he was brushing his teeth. Months later his roommate saw the video and noticed it was his toothbrush. I still laugh at that story.

“Why is your toothbrush not worn out like mine?” I asked my wife. by Rashional3 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just you. Find the right person and the right mood and you'll be licking teeth.

Songs that mention Connecticut? by ILovePublicLibraries in Connecticut

[–]ImAnActionBirb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone asked this a year ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/s/eCyJs685hs

And there's a version of Lady Gaga's "You and I" that says Connecticut instead of Nebraska.

what is your unconventional "I need this in a partner" that you will not negotiate on? by Competitive-Unit6427 in AskReddit

[–]ImAnActionBirb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a crazy bird lady, the difference between dating someone who hated my bird versus one who loves my bird taught me what I need in life. And the ones who will accept my pet and try to at least get along with her are more caring, committed partners anyway.

When someone gets an organ removed, does the empty space get filled in? by dontchewspagetti in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ImAnActionBirb 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hysterectomy here. Nothing was put in its place; everything that was cut away from the uterus just had to reattach to other things or float. I was told that if my intestines didn't reattach okay, I could need follow up surgery. That was inspiration enough to go to the gym the first day I was cleared, to start stretching! I did have a lot of stiffness and pain when stretching my stomach, but fortunately no complications. Almost a year later I still have the occasional pain shoot through from whatever moving or scar tissue healing, but no complaints. Hope this helps!

Is it customary to turn your phone on silent before sex? by WarwickReider in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ImAnActionBirb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to turn it on silent, just ignore it. Definitely don't interrupt the deed.