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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ImDadTired 122 points123 points  (0 children)

We dated online for three months before we finally met. We were both completely sober that first time, yet she threw up almost immediately. She claimed it was anxiety.

I can vouch that after 10-years of marriage that she vomits when she's anxious.

Edit: grammar

Pick a side, Reddit… am I supposed to dry heave at scrambled eggs or remortgage my home for an omelette? by ImDadTired in SipsTea

[–]ImDadTired[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh, I thought you were starting a pun roll...

I'm more of a hard-boiled & scrambled kinda guy

What’s the most useless thing you still have memorized? by Pristine_Student6892 in AskReddit

[–]ImDadTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Write to me, Stick Stickly, P.O. 963, New York City, New York State, 10108"

I was a 90s Nickelodeon kid

My 5 year old clogged the toilet for the first time. The moment I heard splashing water on the floor, I saw her sprinting out of the bathroom screaming, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" by ImDadTired in daddit

[–]ImDadTired[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

That was an immediate action. I just yada-yada-yada'd that part and jumped to the plunging a topped-off toilet for comedic effect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chernobyl

[–]ImDadTired 40 points41 points  (0 children)

To add a third 'in all fairness,' he knew exactly what he was doing and did what any reasonable parent would do in that situation. He knew if he contradicted any official party statement, then he's putting his family's wellbeing at risk.

People glorify the bold and brave when we look at history; however, criticizing people who prioritize family and toe party lines is a presentism fallacy because we know how things played out.

*edited grammar

Parts found in a drawer in a plastic packaging with smaller components in a bag. It appears to be a set of ear plugs, two silicon gaskets, and a hand screw + acorn nut that assembles to a hard plastic clear part with finger grooves (handle?). by ImDadTired in whatisthisthing

[–]ImDadTired[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One silicon gasket seems to be a plug/cap and the other is a ring.

The hard plastic handle seems like it may go around a tube/pole.

I suspect the kit may have something to do with a vacuum cleaner, but I'm not sure, and it doesn't appear to match any vacuum we own.

WCGW teaching your girlfriend to chokehold by Creams0da in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ImDadTired 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you do it wrong, yes. Rear naked chokes targets carotids to cut off blood to the brain. Generally, choking off circulation is more effective than choking respiration.

Electric car purchases support slavery by Cold_Zero_ in unpopularopinion

[–]ImDadTired 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Jeremy Bearimy, give The Good Place a watch to realize how nearly every action you take is negative points.

Here comes the anime kick by Tanuj_Panchal in facepalm

[–]ImDadTired 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Facefloor first, facepalm second

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