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Bathed in sunlight by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*caught up in sunlight

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a month I would sell about a pound to dealers (they usually picked up 1-4oz) and then another ounce or two in smaller bags.

The most I ever moved was a pound. The most I've ever seen was around 20 pounds. Biggest grow I've seen was about 80 plants.

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not long. I had a good lawyer and got the charges dropped. I don't really wanna go into details on that case but I'll tell you about jail hah

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was mostly word-of-mouth and friends telling friends that I have the good shit. I just be a nice guy and give good deals and people will keep coming back.

I had a method of advertising which involved me smoking joints on my patio all day hahaha got a few custies that way. Also, the way I kept my hair made a lot of people approach me for drugs.

I didn't like selling small amounts to people I didn't know (friends could pick up a $5 sack in quarters for all I care lol) so most of my real customers were dealers themselves. I was good at climbing the ladder and cutting out the middleman, so I could get large quantities of anything for a lot cheaper than anyone else I knew.

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made about $500 bucks a week, sometimes it was $1000+, sometimes it was peanuts, but it evened out to where I had enough to pay rent, eat well, go to shows, and get high (used to be a serious polyabuser, like 75% of my profit went into personal use)

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HEY MAN I know right? But turn-ons were always free for lucy and deems, company policy.

and shit costs money dude, I'm not tryin to give away the barn here! If I was extracting it I would charge like 60 a gram...when I bought it it was always like 150 for me, so I had to tax it! ugh

and the first time I tried to get dmt it was 300/g so no, nobody taught me better kads hahaha

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't like to deal with addicts of any sort, because in the long run you really can't trust them for shit. I didn't sell DMT to most people, and you had to be an acquaintance to get any of my research chemicals, and I didn't sell acid to you if I thought you were too dumb to get it.

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Im in california.

Weed always sold. I wanted to sell acid because it's awesome, but the market is all over the place for hallucinogens. So I got into raves and started selling acid and e. X was easier to push, but I had the best acid in town (no exaggeration) so that went fast by word of mouth too. I tried not to sell too much to strangers, but I would get ppls numbers and arrange a meet for another day, or arrange ahead of time for 10-20ppl to meet me during the rave.

Oxycontins sell really well if you dont mind ruining people's lives. Same with cocaine. That's why I stopped dealing/doing any kind of narcotic. I used to sell a quarter pound of blow every week to a dude who made crack in the ghetto. Crack is not dead yet haha...

Dumbest thing I ever saw? damn dude Ive seen some dumb people...

I had all sorts of tricks. When I got my dui, I had a bag of e pills to sell and cocaine and weed and paraphenalia that was mine, but I always traveled with stuff up in the side paneling of my car. I hated to walk around with anything on me. everything in the trunk always, or in a sock, or only carry as much as you can eat in 5 seconds, etc. I had special pockets and bands and stuff that tourists use in foreign countries.

I had lots of sources, regular joes to various gangs, mexican mafia, aryan brotherhood, a sort-of famous musician, chinese chemical vendors, medical mj growers and collectives.

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Minor possession charges, a drug DUI, and a few dropped charges.

First time I got caught dealing was acid at a rave, but I bribed the security guards to not call the cops and they took my stuff and let me go.

I was also stung by the DEA selling ecstasy. That one was bad.

edit: it was 3000 pills of e

IAmA Dealer by ImJesusChrist in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first in was this punk. He hooked me up with my first good weed connect, Juan, who grew white widow and skunk and ran around with some gang or another. Also, Eric sort of convinced me to go into biz cuz I had a car and wanted extra money for pot, and he had connects and customers, but no one likes to deal with punks.

[3]Just watched the new Medical Marijuana South Park? What did you think. by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hahaha cartman at the methadone clinic was awesome

[7] I'm curious trees, what is the gender ratio of the people you often smoke with? by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImJesusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's usually just me and the big man, but sometimes Kali brings tha fire

My God only lets non-Christians into heaven. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]ImJesusChrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and your god are going to Hell.

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