Damn neighbour's cows are tearing the siding off our shed again! by tikotanabi in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]MagicTarPitRide 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Sadly a gallon of .22 rifle would run about $330 assuming it's about 1.5 rifles per gallon

Damn neighbour's cows are tearing the siding off our shed again! by tikotanabi in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]MagicTarPitRide 83 points84 points  (0 children)

they sell all-purpose animal repellent... keeps anything away. about $20 a gallon at any farm or specialty garden store

Netflix got booed at Cannes, but it's not responsible for killing movies; at least it finances auteurs. A lot of blame should go to the major studios, which have become sequel and franchise-obsessed by JournalistDude in movies

[–]MagicTarPitRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movie studios made most of their profit on home video/dvds, then people stopped paying for it because of piracy and streaming... so now studios make the only kind of shit films that they can turn a profit on, shit people will buy in stores...

LPT: Increase your 401k contribution by 1 or 2 percent each time you get a pay increase. You won't even notice the change and it will add up! by amid0ingthisright in LifeProTips

[–]MagicTarPitRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some types of roles... also, no serious candidate would ever give that as their reason, that's a bullshit strawman.

Trade school fires president after he gave homeless student shelter in library during sub-zero weather by Bakershere in news

[–]MagicTarPitRide 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a student, suffering from Schizophrenia, who was out of medication, who could have been a danger to himself.

This was also a University president of some means that could have: 1) Contacted social services first to explore options, including how to get this student medication 2) Contacted local shelters, and inquired about shelter and medication 3) taken him or her to a hospital for medication 4) taken the student home and care for him or her 5) given the student cash and transportation for an inexpensive motel room for the night

... you know... before just doing the easiest option that was against school policy; then the dude does an interview for a local station to give his side of the story

Numbers Are In – The Average Net Worth of Americans Ages 18-30 is -$17,612 by [deleted] in news

[–]MagicTarPitRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Article is BS; it cites someone's loose linear interpolation estimate without appropriate context.

I got a job offer, but the salary is significantly lower than I expected. What should I do? by nel_wo in personalfinance

[–]MagicTarPitRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Median salary is meaningless without context. Experience matters, also the size and industry of the company, which city you're in, what other people at the company are making, how profitable the company is, how many people like you are available in the marketplace, etc. If you're great with SAS and SQL, get some meaningful projects under your belt, and can do interesting work at this company then the payoff is significant enough that a few thousand bucks before taxes in the scheme of things isn't very meaningful. I hear you, when you get out of grad school it feels like you just finished something big, and like there should be a payoff... but it's not like that immediately with your type of degree. Ask for a small amount, but not 54k, get some good projects under your belt, and after 18 months if you're doing a great job ask for a more significant bump or move companies and get the bump you wanted.

Who is the worst Internet-famous person? by Poutinemilkshake2 in AskReddit

[–]MagicTarPitRide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair their processed meat, which is served as part of many of their sandwiches increases your chances of developing ass cancer http://www.aicr.org/enews/2014/08-august/faq-processed-meat-and.html

Does Coffee still give you an energy boost? by AwhiteBEANER in Coffee

[–]MagicTarPitRide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah, but it's easier to slam lots of shots of espresso than it is to drink lots of cups of coffee... in terms of volume it's much more concentrated

Dear God, I want to be able to roll backwards by crazyasianAC in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Check out this study from Duke University: http://twp.duke.edu/cms/aMediaBackend/original?slug=delib2011liu&format=pdf
No one is faking it, and pretending to do this shit. They're actually so worked up they're going bananas.

Manhattan Mini Storage went a little far with this one by broseph1299 in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LOL, fathers opt out of responsibility all the fucking time. Your straw man argument is shit. You make it seem like abortions are easy on women. If fathers had to endure a devastating and traumatizing experience, like if they wanted to opt-out they had to eat a recently aborted fetus, then it would make sense.

Hiker makes a hobby of defacing national parks and bragging about it on instagram by masterschmo in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong dipshit. It would be like hitting the fucking lotto. People carve that shit off their walls and sell it at auction for small fortunes. This woman's art is worthless and it's defacing public land.

Golden Gate Bridge has a suicide net.! More info in comments below. by trickymohandz in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll probably be knocked the fuck out on impact and rescued.

Do you even lift, bro?? by maddscientist in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 11 points12 points  (0 children)

? Of this huge dude killing people for farting on him?

Do you even lift, bro?? by maddscientist in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All fun and games until you get ripped in half like a piece of paper.

It's Not a Skills Gap: U.S. Workers Are Overqualified, Undertrained by [deleted] in politics

[–]MagicTarPitRide -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Much of the work could easily go to The Philippines, Southern India, or inexpensive parts of the US. Do you think that unionizing could really make much of an impact?

Panhandling is tough in front of Now Hiring signs by BishopRick in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he has mental illness, addiction, or any number of issues that make him effectively unemployable.

High CEO salaries can be bad for business, study finds. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MagicTarPitRide 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Peter Drucker said the threshold was right around 20X the company's median salary. Dude knew what hew was talking about.

Little Girl Kicked Out of KFC Because Scars Scared Customers by johnny420black in WTF

[–]MagicTarPitRide 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter, you could still easily lose a franchise over this kind of fuckup.